It’ll Drive You to Drink

In international news, the tiny kingdom of Lagerstan has been rocked by scandal after the King of Beer revealed that Queen Priscilla Pink-Champagne has not been seen on her royal throne in over a fortnight. Unconfirmedย rumors suggest that the queen may beย in the company of jet-setting playboy Jose Cuervo at his mansion in Margaritaville.

(I’m so lonely, I need a shot of Crown Royal.)

Cheers, Sharon H.

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9 thoughts on “It’ll Drive You to Drink

  1. allein ๐Ÿพ May 26, 2017 / 11:29 am

    I don’t drink any of those things referenced in this post but I will take any or all of them right now…

    I will also take the King of Beer. And Queen Priscilla, if she can be located.

  2. Duckie ๐Ÿฅ May 26, 2017 / 11:56 am

    Mike, you got me here.
    I neglected to scroll down far enough, and spent several seconds trying to find the pink cat in the pink cat-bed!

  3. Margaret May 26, 2017 / 12:04 pm

    Now we know what ales him.

  4. Blue Footed Booby May 26, 2017 / 12:16 pm

    Without warning, Jimmy Buffet rises from the watery deep to swallow the Florida Keys.

    • allein ๐Ÿพ May 26, 2017 / 12:24 pm

      Wasting away in Cthuluritaville…

  5. Kar May 26, 2017 / 3:23 pm

    That is the fluffiest, thickest tail that I have ever seen.

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