To Infinity and Meow!

When you need to wake up your human, demand more food, or just plain annoy everyone in the house, you need the MultipliCat™ Meow Amplification system. MultipliCat uses your computer and speakers to create virtual duplicates of you that fill the entire room with your cacophonous caterwauling.

MEOW! (x3)

Just what every home needs, Sharon H.

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10 thoughts on “To Infinity and Meow!

  1. Starfish May 26, 2017 / 3:33 pm

    Holy cats! It’s cat-ception!

  2. Murray C. May 26, 2017 / 3:37 pm

    Our cat requires no such amplification- in her dotage she has developed the most amazingly penetrating “mreowrrr”. We say she’s in her Lauren Bacall stage.

    • fkaWaldenPond May 26, 2017 / 9:16 pm

      Yes, I recall this Bacall thing with yours Murray C.; ol’ flappy lips was at it this morning again at 5am– his amplification and intensity shamed this model of Mulitiplicat. *sigh* Mind you, I am impressed with his disciplined rhythm- he is perfect with the 2/4 beat with each alarm session. I do give him that.

      • Murray C. May 27, 2017 / 12:03 am

        I do love “ol’ flappy lips”.

        • fkaWaldenPond May 27, 2017 / 6:37 pm

          🙂

  3. Muppet2171 May 26, 2017 / 5:28 pm

    Nope. The only time my cat yells is when she’s about to cough up a hairball. I guess the equivalent of a kid yelling, “mommy! I don’t feel good!” Right before barfing on your shoes. I do NOT need that in triplicate (tripli-cat?), thank you!

  4. allein ? May 26, 2017 / 7:10 pm

    Does anyone else want to run a fingertip down that tongue? Just me?

    • Murray C May 26, 2017 / 7:38 pm

      You’re on your own there, Allein – that just makes me want to gag.?

      • allein ? May 26, 2017 / 9:06 pm

        I wouldn’t do it with those fangs right there, anyway.

  5. Gigi the cat lady May 26, 2017 / 8:42 pm

    No MultipliCat™ for me please! I have 5 cats and they all meow for one reason or another and they are all loud. So that’s 5 meow X 3 = 15 meow, that would blow out the neighbours windows!

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