The Tale of the Dogman

As the witch’s curse began to take effect, Victor held his beloved Penelopeย for the last time as a man. Soon the transformation would be complete, and they would be forced to roam the streets for food — or worse, starve to death — because neither of them would be able to operate the can opener.

But I won’t have to show up to my crappy job, so there’s that.

Another wonderfully weird find from Sharon H.

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7 thoughts on “The Tale of the Dogman

  1. allein ๐Ÿพ May 30, 2017 / 8:40 am

    Is this a long-lost Kafka story?

  2. Gigi the cat lady May 30, 2017 / 9:17 am

    Talking about bonuses for the guy, my mind is in the gutter this morning and all I can think about is the old joke about if a man was like a dog and could reach, he would never get out of the house. Sorry ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • allein ๐Ÿพ May 30, 2017 / 9:19 am


      I mean, um, I can’t imagine what you might be referring to. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • fkaWaldenPond May 30, 2017 / 9:47 am

      Mike started it the other day with his hovertext on the doggy retrieving golf balls story. ๐Ÿ˜€

      • Faye May 30, 2017 / 12:53 pm


  3. debg May 30, 2017 / 10:25 am

    The post itself made me chortle; now these racy comments are making me guffaw.

  4. Duckie ๐Ÿฅ May 30, 2017 / 1:51 pm

    Much pearl clutching going on here…

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