Talk About a Paper Cut

Of all the warriors of feudal Japan, none were more feared than the Paper Tigers, an elite origami kill squad. Able to fold themselves into small discreet packages, they could hide in plain sight or mail themselves to unsuspecting victims. Beware! That letter you’re about to open could be a missive from the emperor, or it could be… sudden death!


Domo arigato, John B.

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12 thoughts on “Talk About a Paper Cut

  1. allein 🐾 June 2, 2017 / 12:03 pm

    I’ll be checking my mailbox incessantly.

  2. Doug June 2, 2017 / 12:39 pm

    Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape-shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku!

    Oh wait .. sorry .. Wrong Samurai .. This is Samurai Kat, not Jack

  3. Faye June 2, 2017 / 1:42 pm

    Verwy vewry scawry!

  4. Gigi the cat lady June 2, 2017 / 2:19 pm

    Paper Tigers will fold in the presence of Sushi Sloth

    • Catwhisperer June 2, 2017 / 2:34 pm

      Wow. How would you even begin to figure out how to do that???

    • debg June 2, 2017 / 2:46 pm

      too cute to eat!

    • Ricky's Mom June 2, 2017 / 5:37 pm


  5. EdmundH June 2, 2017 / 4:18 pm

    That’s no samurai. That’s the helmet/visor combo of Char Aznable, a major character from the Gundam anime series!

    • Starfish June 2, 2017 / 5:06 pm

      Wow, didn’t expect to run into another Gundam fan here! So would that make this guy Char Catznable? 😜

  6. Ricky's Mom June 2, 2017 / 5:26 pm

    Sadly, the idea of sudden death in an envelope reminds me of anthrax being sent through the emails. Not cute at all. But kitty is cute, and origami is impressive.

    • Laura June 2, 2017 / 5:41 pm

      Think of it as sudden death *from* an envelope, not *in* it, Ricky’ s Mom. That makes it entirely cute again, at least for me.

    • Not That Mike The Other Mike June 2, 2017 / 8:53 pm

      I do regret any unpleasant associations. They weren’t my intention, of course, but nonetheless I should be sensitive to the possibility that something I write could be taken more than one way.

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