I Go Nuts for Donuts

Donuts, donutsΒ everywhere!
I know they’re fattening, I don’t care!
When I see donuts, my heart beats
So strong with love for tasty treats

Is this real? Or am I dreaming?

The aroma has my senses raised,
My lips they smack, my eyes are glazed
And I’m consumed with hungry lust
For vanilla creme with raspberry dust

So… much… sugary… goodness…

Or maple bars, or apple crumb,
I’ll eat them all ’till my tongue’s numb!
So best wishes on this day I send
For my and coffee’s closest friend.

That’s “covfefe.”

Via Doug The Pug on Twitter.

76 0

26 thoughts on “I Go Nuts for Donuts

  1. Cheryl S June 2, 2017 / 1:59 pm

    Best hovertext ever!

    • N. Fritz June 2, 2017 / 2:11 pm

      I second that!

    • debg June 2, 2017 / 2:47 pm


      Happy National Donut Day, everybody! Somebody at work treated us all.

      • allein 🐾 June 2, 2017 / 7:53 pm

        Someone at my work brought munchkins.

        • Smartypants June 3, 2017 / 8:26 am

          Plant a few and see if they grow donut trees πŸ˜€

          • allein 🐾 June 3, 2017 / 1:05 pm


  2. tara June 2, 2017 / 2:17 pm

    Please help.
    This is a crucial question at the moment.

    What is the plural of covfefe?
    Is it:
    1. Covfefs
    2. Covfefes
    3 Covfefeis


    • Catwhisperer June 2, 2017 / 2:29 pm

      I would go with #2 (paging Dr. Freud… paging Dr. Freud!)

    • Cheryl S June 2, 2017 / 3:15 pm


      • tara June 2, 2017 / 4:11 pm

        Ah yes, had not considered that!

      • Laura June 2, 2017 / 5:26 pm

        Perhaps covfefi?

        • jerzowa June 3, 2017 / 12:07 am

          I think so.

  3. Gigi the cat lady June 2, 2017 / 2:24 pm

    Oh great! Thanks a lot Mike, now I crave …

    a pug!

    You thought I was going to say donuts didn’t you 😜

  4. Catwhisperer June 2, 2017 / 2:31 pm

    Pug’s love for donuts knows no bounds – look at the PJ’s!

  5. Duckie πŸ₯ June 2, 2017 / 3:15 pm

    A moment of grousing.
    Many years ago, a somewhat local mall used to have a “Mini Donut Factory” as one of its stores. I had a debilitating weakness for their strawberry iced donuts with sprinkles.
    Now I can’t find ANYWHERE that sells these! Krispies Kreme does an okay version, but it’s not the same!
    So, does ANYONE know where I can get those miniature, strawberry iced with sprinkles donuts? I’m suffering from sprinkles withdrawal.

  6. N. Fritz June 2, 2017 / 4:00 pm

    I’ve got a craving for the World’s Best Donuts, Grand Marais, MN! They are so delicious, as evidenced by the gulls that hang around waiting for tourists to throw them a bite… they’re so fat they have trouble taking off!!! (The gulls, not the tourists! πŸ˜‰)

    • Elaine C Williamson June 2, 2017 / 5:10 pm

      You sure you don’t mean the tourists? 😁

    • Gigi the cat lady June 2, 2017 / 5:45 pm

      Oh crap! Now I’ll be watching Queen videos on YouTube for hours.
      Thanks Ricky’s mom! 😁

  7. Laura June 2, 2017 / 5:35 pm

    Has anybody else ever had Round Rock Doughnuts? They used to be sold only in Round Rock, the first suburb north of Austinb now they sell boxes in a few places around the area so tourists can grab some on the way home. Their plain glazed were yellow inside and nearly floated off the plate.

    The lines on weekends were *insane,* but everyone (including me) waited happily for as long as it took to get their doughnutty manna. Krispy Keene taste like 10 lbs of lard by comparison! I’ve never found another doughnut shop to compare. Sigh….

  8. HaHa June 2, 2017 / 5:52 pm


  9. Ricky's Mom June 2, 2017 / 5:59 pm

    Sorry to be the bearer of sad tidings, but Sophie, the lovely kitty who had her own bed on top of a dresser, is no longer with us. Many generous people contributed to her care, and it’s clear that the vet practice did all it could. My heart goes out to Sophie’s loving Mom, and also to her little neighbor friend, Scottie.

    • Amyliz June 2, 2017 / 6:30 pm

      πŸ™ but Sophie had a good life and was most definitely loved!

    • Debg June 2, 2017 / 6:50 pm

      Oh, so sad. Such a sweetiepie, and her boyfriend will miss her so much.

    • allein 🐾 June 2, 2017 / 8:01 pm

      Poor Sophie, and Scottie. πŸ™

    • Gigi the cat lady June 2, 2017 / 8:24 pm

      I’m sad to hear about Sophie, I know her people will miss her. It’s so hard when you lose a fur baby but I for one couldn’t live without having their love in my life even if I know that I will eventually have to say goodbye.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Add image after comment (JPG, 50KB or less):