Take a Bite of Justice, Evildoers!

Having vowed to devote his life to battling the underworld, millionaire Bryce Wynne searched for a symbol that would strike fear into the hearts of criminals. At that moment, an apple fell from a tree and hit him on the head. And thus was born: Granny Smith Man!

Seriously need to work on that name.

He needs a sidekick named Pippin, Andrew Y.

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24 thoughts on “Take a Bite of Justice, Evildoers!

  1. allein 🐾 June 6, 2017 / 12:06 pm

    Looks Delicious!


    Delicious. Red Delicious.

    (I know, wrong franchise. It’s a crossover thing.)

  2. Smartypants June 6, 2017 / 12:19 pm

    They tried the bat-signal thing, but it just came out looking like a big fluffy cloud…

  3. Duckie 🐥 June 6, 2017 / 12:28 pm

    How about a canine companion called MacIntosh? Whose strength is in his arms? When confronting evil doers, Granny Smith Man, who has a bit of a speech impediment, points out the nearest dumpster and says, “Mac, in tosh,” and evil guy gets trashed.

    • Gigi the cat lady June 6, 2017 / 12:56 pm

      How about this dog wearing a mac for a sidekick?

      • HaHa June 6, 2017 / 3:19 pm

        If his name is Tosh, it is perfect for the dyslexic among us. It is Tosh in a Mac.

  4. Ricky's Mom June 6, 2017 / 12:48 pm

    Could have a huge fluffy sidekick named Macoun. (Maine Coon of course.) Or Ginger Gold, a Marmie.

  5. Kar June 6, 2017 / 1:05 pm

    Pippin, heh, snerk.

    Those eyes can definitely laser their way through steel and peer into your puny, humanoid soul.

  6. Caz June 6, 2017 / 1:06 pm

    Now that’s a face of a kitty already half way through plotting their revenge plan….

  7. Jen8 June 6, 2017 / 1:15 pm

    Captain Cranky Cat.

  8. murkle46 June 6, 2017 / 1:21 pm

    He definitely has the chest out heroic pose nailed.

  9. Margaret June 6, 2017 / 1:33 pm

    Hope the owner has been checking his shoes before he puts them on!

  10. sumo-mermaid June 6, 2017 / 1:40 pm

    Reminds me of the super-hero names chosen on “Whose Line is it Anyway.”

    • Caz June 6, 2017 / 1:45 pm

      One of the very few shows that makes me laugh 🙂

  11. Dubravkamcvmd June 6, 2017 / 1:46 pm

    That cat is so adorable it’s hard to remain upright

  12. Caz June 6, 2017 / 1:49 pm

    Completely off topic but i was wondering how some people are able to use their own pic for their icons, or even how to change to a different funny character? It’s not that i don’t like being a Christmas tree, i think it’s the green/brown colour that i’m having an issue with lol 🙂

    • allein 🐾 June 6, 2017 / 2:00 pm

      You need a gravatar.


      Under the Help menu there are instructions for how to sign up and upload your image.

      • Caz June 6, 2017 / 3:44 pm

        Thank you, i shall check it out!

  13. debg June 6, 2017 / 4:24 pm

    No capes! No capes!

  14. Faye June 6, 2017 / 5:12 pm

    Granny Smith Man uses his claws to cut you to the core.

    • HaHa June 6, 2017 / 5:22 pm

      GSM might get a bruise, but will still turn the bad guy to applesauce.

      • tara June 6, 2017 / 5:31 pm


  15. Smartypants June 6, 2017 / 6:21 pm

    ..oh, and how can we ignore his green sidekick in the background? (I think it’s one of those ceramic frogs that holds a dish scrubber).

    • Faye June 6, 2017 / 10:42 pm

      You mean Fwoggy? Granny Smith Man and Fwoggy.

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