De Agony of de Feet

Little known outside of the folklore of eastern Europe, the Transylvanian Toe Vampire attacks unsuspecting sleepers exclusively on their toes. According to tradition, the toe vampire cannot be defeated with standard vampire repellents such as garlic, because once you specialize in toes you’ve already smelled the worst thing there is to smell.

Phew! These people never heard of Odor Eaters?

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13 thoughts on “De Agony of de Feet

  1. fkaWaldenPond June 12, 2017 / 10:47 am

    Ohh look at that little morsel of a vampire…mmmmm. I was luckily ‘nommed’ on yesterday by a wee girl pup; so wee she hadn’t been named yet who was a cross between a Bernese Mountain Dog and a Poodle. Holy fuzzy goofball, it was wonderful.

  2. allein 🐾 June 12, 2017 / 10:47 am

    I would gladly sacrifice my toemanity for such a cute little vampire thing.

  3. Doug June 12, 2017 / 10:57 am

    To prevent nawing on toes, coat toes with anti-vampire goo.

    ** WARNING **
    Side effect may include more nawing then normal, depending on the vampire.

    • Doug June 12, 2017 / 10:58 am

      (Photo when a little goofy – Tis Smelly, French Garlic Type)

  4. Faye June 12, 2017 / 11:05 am

    Millie gets very excited to see my feet appear out of the bottom of my slacks when I am getting dressed. Call me Ms. Presto Changeo! Ta da to you too!

  5. Kar June 12, 2017 / 11:12 am

    I think all of my cats have used my loafers as boats when they were small. Still find them rubbing against them when they think I’m not looking.

  6. Blue Footed Booby June 12, 2017 / 12:17 pm

    “because once you specialize in toes you’ve already smelled the worst thing there is to smell”

    Tell that to the greater Slovenian buttchomper. It lurks in latrines and porta potties waiting for a hapless victim to drag to their doom.

  7. Skimpy June 12, 2017 / 1:17 pm

    One second before: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA….OUCH!!!!

  8. Gigi the cat lady June 12, 2017 / 1:21 pm

    Years ago we adopted a feral kitten, the sole surviver of a litter born under my sister-in-law’s back deck. When we brought her home it was many many weeks before we could pet her with our hands and then only because the little devil went into heat earlier than any female has a right to. But for some reason she was never afraid of our feet and from the beginning we could pet her and give her scritches with our toes.

    • Murray C June 12, 2017 / 8:38 pm

      My cat acts as though I had catnip growing between my toes.

      • Faye June 12, 2017 / 10:25 pm

        Ha ha ha!

      • Doug June 13, 2017 / 8:08 am

        You sure there isn’t any ? 😉 You never know

        • Murray C June 13, 2017 / 10:17 am

          Good point, I will check.

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