You’re Being Stalked by a Pro Here

I see you. Yes, you — the cockroach in the corner. You think hiding under that sock makes you invisible? Don’t make me laugh. I’ve been watching you for hours, biding my time, waiting for that perfect moment. I can wait. I’ve got all day. And when the time is right, when you are at your most vulnerable, when you least expect it…

… I’m going to keep on watching you.

Hope you can withstand the pressure of my constant stalking.

Via Twitter.

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10 thoughts on “You’re Being Stalked by a Pro Here

  1. Arne June 16, 2017 / 11:59 am



    • Gigi the cat lady June 16, 2017 / 12:02 pm

      That is a very creepy song went you really listen to the lyrics.

      • Smartypants June 16, 2017 / 12:13 pm

        Yes – I recall hearing Sting say that he was appalled when folks would come up to him and say “that was our wedding song” etc. because it’s about a stalker…so he wrote “If You Love Someone, Set Them Free” as a sort of antidote.

        • debg June 16, 2017 / 12:37 pm

          It also got WAY overplayed in its day. Though I still like The Police, I can’t bear to listen to that song on my satellite radio channel.

          PS kitty is an expert at the stalking.

        • Kar June 16, 2017 / 4:49 pm

          I think he said once that it was about breaking up with his first wife and finding boundaries.

          Cats don’t recognize boundaries. Except of course, theirs.

      • Murray C June 16, 2017 / 5:13 pm

        Oh, yeah.

  2. Duckie ? June 16, 2017 / 12:48 pm

    I’m feeling vaguely intimidated.

  3. ffleur2 June 16, 2017 / 2:16 pm

    That is a very cute little face peeking out there. Yah, I’m intimidated….not.

  4. Alice Shortcake June 16, 2017 / 2:23 pm

    *checks discarded socks for cockroaches*

  5. Brouhaha June 16, 2017 / 4:09 pm

    My kitty does the same in a brown paper bag from Panera.

    But she’s stalking ME.

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