Why Is There Trash in My Spaceship?

How am I supposed to journey to the farthest reaches of the galaxy if people keep dumping their garbage in my spaceship? Do you have any idea what happens when my delicate guidance systems get contaminated with coffee grounds? I crash-land on Venus, that’s what!

Can’t you anti-science troglodytes use a paper bag?

We have liftoff, Sharon H.

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8 thoughts on “Why Is There Trash in My Spaceship?

  1. fkaWaldenPond June 26, 2017 / 12:39 pm

    Hovertext! 😀 (Ugggh, I am at the very beginning of an awful cold where you have all the pain but no symptoms… please send me throat soothing, headache reducing thoughts, peeps.)

    • Murray C June 26, 2017 / 4:25 pm

      Aw, that’s a bum deal FKA – I hope it doesn’t last for too long.

    • Ricky's Mom June 26, 2017 / 5:47 pm

      Sending you throat soothing, headache-reducing thoughts as desired. If you can stand it, try gargling with salt water for the throat, and do drink plenty of UN-salted water to help with headaches and everything else. Plus whatever you know works for you, or your doctor recommends, of course.

      • fkaWaldenPond June 26, 2017 / 6:11 pm

        Thank you very much Catwhisperer, Murray C and Ricky’s Mom– I am faithfully doing the salt water gargle, having my dinner and heading to bed early with a good read. I am intending to lick this thing before it gets too nasty.

  2. Faye June 26, 2017 / 1:01 pm

    Evidently that wasn’t the “right Stuff”!

    Dog Philosophy: Why “go for the gold” when you can “go right for the garbage”.

    Love this.

  3. Smartypants June 26, 2017 / 9:07 pm

    Silly pup, that’s your fuel – it runs on biomass! 😀

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