The Dork Knight

July 4, 2017August 14, 2019Not That Mike The Other Mike

I am the darkness. I am the night. I am Gotham City’s silent guardian and protector. Evildoers take one look at my masked visage and… giggle for some reason.

“What do you mean I look different?”

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Murray C July 4, 2017 / 9:51 am

Doggie looks a bit dubious about all this – quick little side-eye.

(on another note, in the “you might also enjoy” section – one of my favorite posts “Plow Wow Wow” which will get a belly laugh out of me any ol’ time.)
- allein ? July 4, 2017 / 2:55 pm
  
  I noticed the side-eye, too. Pretty impressive considering the eyes are the same color as the fur.
JenDeyan July 4, 2017 / 10:04 am

This is horrifying. LOOK AWAY!
Ricky's Mom July 4, 2017 / 10:32 am

Doggie is surely much, much cuter without stupid mask.
Gigi the cat lady July 4, 2017 / 11:46 am

For a few seconds I didn’t know what the heck I was looking at! That is creepy!
- Dana July 4, 2017 / 2:59 pm
  
  I STILL don’t know what I’m looking at but it’s sure to give me nightmares.
Laura July 4, 2017 / 1:57 pm

Mike, you left a couple words out. “Evildoers take one my masked visage…” isn’t quite a complete sentence. Oops. ?
- Not That Mike The Other Mike July 4, 2017 / 2:20 pm
  
  HURRR AYE AM GUD RITER DAAAAAHHHHHH
  
  (Thanks, he said sheepishly. Post updated.)
  - fkaWaldenPond July 4, 2017 / 9:58 pm
    
    You are a very good writer who is on well-deserved-long-weekend-relaxed-mode. It is nice to see. 🙂
Juno July 5, 2017 / 10:14 am

Wait–is that dog wearing a DIAPER??
- allein ? July 5, 2017 / 10:18 am
  
  Wow, I totally missed that. It appears so!
Doug July 5, 2017 / 10:58 am

WHAT THE PUG ?? LOL
Kar July 5, 2017 / 11:34 am

That is seriously disturbing. Poor frenchie. I bet (s)he’s really cute without the mask.