Unhand Me, Earthling

“I journey for light-years on a mission to usher in a new era of elevated inter-dimensional enlightenment and instead I am manhandled like some common fleegwargle? Very well, then!Β Prepare to taste galactic justice when I bombard your planet with my hypersonic spectro-magnetic sub-particle displacement beam, which will lower global IQs and reduce the population of Earth to squabbling, easily-distracted nitwits!”

“I mean, even more so than normal.”

Via Reddit.

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35 thoughts on “Unhand Me, Earthling

  1. Flowerfanatic July 20, 2017 / 12:40 pm

    This is one of those little beings that only a mother can love. Naked (not even any whiskers yet) Sphynx babies. I know they feel like warm peach skin but it’s just hard to look at them until they get a little age to them. That’s why the humans in their lives either make or buy sweaters for them. They do require baths every few days because the oils they secrete don’t have any fur to use it. Cats with fur do have an advantage. Saw Sphynx quite often when I was showing my Persians.

    • Blue Footed Booby July 20, 2017 / 2:15 pm

      I think the sweaters are mostly for warmth. They’re naked, after all.

      I think he’s a cute little scrotelet. :3

      • Duckie ? July 20, 2017 / 5:58 pm

        I think I see what you did there…
        When I first read the introduction, I misread “galactic justice ” as “gastric juices”. Then I thought, ehn, pretty much the same thing in the end.
        Are there some people on the planet that this alien might have already visited?

    • jerzowa July 20, 2017 / 6:36 pm

      I am a mother, and I love this little being, ergo: you are correct, Flowerfanatic! ?

  2. Gigi the cat lady July 20, 2017 / 12:48 pm

    What a cute little gremlin!

  3. 6rabbits July 20, 2017 / 12:49 pm

    *snort-laff* Great story, greater hover! If only it was that explainable! That is the most alien-looking sphinx I’ve ever seen.? Cute in an eerie way…

  4. Laura July 20, 2017 / 12:55 pm

    Is it a Sphinx with curly ears? Usually they have massively oversized ears. This one is very cute, of course (in, as Flowerfanatic says, an “only a mother could love), being a baby, but it’s noticeably odd even for a Sphinx!

    • allein ? July 20, 2017 / 1:13 pm

      Maybe his ears need to grow into him. πŸ˜‰

      Is it just me or does he have a bit of a Wallace Shawn vibe going on…?

      • Gigi the cat lady July 20, 2017 / 2:53 pm

        INCONCEIVABLE!

        • allein ? July 20, 2017 / 2:56 pm

          πŸ˜€

        • Catwhisperer July 20, 2017 / 3:51 pm

          I do not think that word means what you think it means.

  5. Kar July 20, 2017 / 12:55 pm

    My kingdom for a couple of q-tips and twenty minutes in a locked bathroom.

    Seriously, what the eff is in his ears? Are those freckles, fleas, flaglewoozers? Am dying to swab them with a qtip dipped in rubbing alcohol or witch hazel.

    • liloaktree July 20, 2017 / 1:27 pm

      Same, except EpiOtic.

    • Dana July 20, 2017 / 2:36 pm

      It looks like they’ve been stapled on.

      • Duckie ? July 20, 2017 / 5:59 pm

        Or sewed…

  6. Doug July 20, 2017 / 1:07 pm

    Cat Planet Cuties !! (Not the anime .. The other one)

  7. allein ? July 20, 2017 / 1:10 pm

    Despite the pointy bits, I really want to touch the toebeans on that back foot.

    I’ve never met a Sphinx kitty, but I have petted a Chinese Crested doggie.

  8. Duckie ? July 20, 2017 / 1:13 pm

    I’m sorry, but I can’t see the cute. This is a first for me.
    ?

    • debg July 20, 2017 / 6:37 pm

      I can see it here more easily than on an adult Sphinx–though I’m addicted to cats, the hairless ones just don’t do it for me. Baby anything-fourlegged usually does it for me, however.

  9. Mal July 20, 2017 / 1:42 pm

    One good thing, tho: it can’t use the Sekrit Weapon of other related space aliens: Galactic megatons of cat hair.

  10. Smartypants July 20, 2017 / 2:00 pm

    Pretty sure he was piloting the mothership in ‘Close Encounters of the Third Kind’.

    That tail-noodle is pretty cute!

  11. LunaChickFringe July 20, 2017 / 3:29 pm

    I”m pretty sure Sphynx kittens were mistaken for some alien creatures. Hence chupacabras.

  12. Shan July 20, 2017 / 3:39 pm

    I think this is where “so ugly it’s cute” applies. Love the little toes though.

  13. Ricky's Mom July 20, 2017 / 3:58 pm

    I think he’s adorable! It’s when they get older that their looks give me pause. But really, when you look in their eyes, it just doesn’t matter anymore. You can see their soul, and how precious they are.

    • geno July 20, 2017 / 4:38 pm

      The eyes look quite kind. I do prefer fur. But, bless its heart, it wants to be loved.

  14. Emsthemonster July 20, 2017 / 4:54 pm

    Aaww lil’ cutie πŸ™‚ Furry or not, still an adorable kitten. I love the evil looking wrinkled ones as well πŸ™‚

    • allein ? July 20, 2017 / 9:39 pm

      • Emsthemonster July 21, 2017 / 11:54 am

        Beautiful blue eyes πŸ™‚ Cats and guys with blue eyes <3

  15. Faye July 20, 2017 / 7:47 pm

    Just adorable.

    I think the adults look elegant and intriguing.

  16. AB July 20, 2017 / 8:48 pm

    Dat widdle face!!! It looks like something one of those big-eyed gray aliens from modern day folklore would keep as a pet. I wouldn’t mind being abducted by aliens if I got to pet this little guy in return!

    • Duckie ? July 20, 2017 / 9:31 pm

      Especially if said alien was David Tennant or Matt Smith, and he was holding this…
      THEN I wouldn’t mind petting…

      • 6rabbits July 21, 2017 / 1:29 am

        I’ll sign up for that!

  17. allein ? July 20, 2017 / 9:43 pm

    • 6rabbits July 21, 2017 / 1:30 am

      Oh, that makes me sad!?

    • Emsthemonster July 21, 2017 / 11:58 am

      Allein plays my heartstrings like a pro πŸ™‚

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