Baroo for Two

“Welcome to another episode of ‘Who Gives a Crap?’ I’m Bob Slobknob and joining me as always is my co-host Buffy McHaircut. And it looks like we’ve got another long list of things not to give a crap about — right, Buffy?”

“Right you are, Bob. In our first hour we won’t be giving a crap about war, famine, income inequality, and why you’re not supposed to button all the buttons on men’s suits. But first, here’s our no-depth investigation on rising sea levels.”

Things that make you go “baroo?”

Via Reddit. PS: The company named on the box actually does give a… fair measure of concern for sanitation in the developing world. (Thanks to Smartypants for tracking that down.)

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20 thoughts on “Baroo for Two

  1. Clairdelune July 24, 2017 / 11:38 am

    LOL, thanks Mike, I needed a good guffaw after a morning of hard work.
    Love both kitties, if only TV pundits were as adorable!! Would love to snatch that gorgeous marmie….
    P.S. Where can I get a box of whatever like the one the kitties are sitting on? 😀

  2. allein ? July 24, 2017 / 11:48 am

    Buffy has some great toe floof.

  3. Doug July 24, 2017 / 12:26 pm

    Nice Box

  4. Gigi the cat lady July 24, 2017 / 12:32 pm

    What could you possibly order that comes in a box with “Who gives a crap” on it ? ? Whatever it is I think it would probably be something I like.

      • Murray C July 24, 2017 / 12:42 pm

        How cool! And funny!!! I’ll have to check it out.

      • allein ? July 24, 2017 / 12:54 pm

        Hehe! I was going to suggest TP.

      • Smartypants July 24, 2017 / 2:33 pm

        (adding) – Thanks Mike! I didn’t see that they have a U.S. branch. They seem pretty cool.

        Lovely kittehs too.

        • geno July 24, 2017 / 5:34 pm

          I checked… free shipping for the lower 48. Apparently you’ll be getting a buttload of TP, thus the big box.

  5. Faye July 24, 2017 / 1:09 pm

    The box’s slogan made me think of George Carlin. He had a whole routine about saying, “I’m going to go take a crap.” He asks, “I think most of us go to LEAVE a crap! But there’s always a few crap takers.”

    I miss him. Does anyone remember his routine about STUFF?

    • Amyliz July 24, 2017 / 1:44 pm

      Yes, that routine is hilarious!

    • debg July 24, 2017 / 1:50 pm

      Faye, you made me laugh so hard, I’m crying.

      I miss George too. Fun fact: the FCC made its list of banned words after his famous skit about the 7 words you can’t say on TV.

      • Faye July 24, 2017 / 6:18 pm

        I recommend the tv documentary History Of Comedy on CNN. They managed to discuss the 7 words on one episode. Hilarious.

  6. Ricky's Mom July 24, 2017 / 2:10 pm

    Oh, those kitties look so sweet. I bet they care deeply about lots of important things, really. Nevertheless, Mike’s commentary made me laugh.

  7. Duckie ? July 24, 2017 / 4:13 pm

    These kitties are channeling my attitude today.

  8. Sowmya July 24, 2017 / 4:21 pm

    Well, beats Fox News…

    • ^oo^ July 24, 2017 / 5:10 pm

      Cat Box News?

      • Smartypants July 25, 2017 / 7:40 am

        That gives new meaning to “getting the scoop”! 😀

        • Murray C July 25, 2017 / 3:09 pm

          You win the Internet today!

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