Welcome to Fort Brian

This is my post. While you civilians enjoy the luxury of your lives, Iโ€™m on the watch. Day and night, rain or shine, I am your first line of defense against pirate ninja ghost monkeys. Oh, you say you havenโ€™t even seen any pirate ninja ghost monkeys? Not even one? And as long as Iโ€™m at my post, you never will.

You’re welcome, taxpayer.

Via Imgur.

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15 thoughts on “Welcome to Fort Brian

  1. kodalai August 1, 2017 / 9:34 am

    Can I thank him for his service with belly rubs?

  2. Kar August 1, 2017 / 9:51 am

    Thank you Brian, for protecting us from the dread pirate ninja ghost monkeys!

    Seriously though, he looks like he doesn’t want to miss the upcoming barbecue and any dropped offerings.

    • allein ๐Ÿพ August 1, 2017 / 10:00 am

      Since according to the source image, this is a firepit, you might not be far off..

  3. allein ๐Ÿพ August 1, 2017 / 10:00 am

    I am okay with this use of my tax dollars.

    • debg August 1, 2017 / 10:46 am

      me too

      • Ricky's Mom August 1, 2017 / 10:56 am

        Me too; more than with many other current uses.

    • Madame X August 1, 2017 / 11:33 am

      Yes! A thousand times yes! Best possible use of tax $$$!

  4. Duckie ๐Ÿฅ August 1, 2017 / 10:51 am

    I feel so safe.

  5. Doug August 1, 2017 / 12:29 pm

    Yet .. he can’t protect us against the dread OCGN’s … Those evil do’ers just can’t stop ..

    (OCGN = Onion Cutting Ghost Ninjas)

  6. dubravkamcvmd August 1, 2017 / 12:38 pm

    Mike you are on a tear! Yesterday’s hare plane, and today’s disappointed kitteh in the teddy bear ears and our proud, grim-eyed canine defender against the pirate ninja ghost monkeys!

  7. Catwhisperer August 1, 2017 / 1:45 pm

    Pirate Ninja Ghost Monkeys sounds like a great name for a band. ๐Ÿ™‚

  8. Emsthemonster August 1, 2017 / 1:54 pm

    I love the sheer determination on his face, finally a motivated worker!

  9. julie August 1, 2017 / 2:31 pm

    I want to go to Fort Brian…

  10. JenDeyan August 1, 2017 / 8:23 pm

    He is right. I have not seen any pirate ninja ghost monkeys so he must be doing an outstanding job. Cuddles all around!

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