“Now, for my next illusion, I shall require an ordinary piece of salmon, like the one you’re carrying. Thank you, sir. Now watch carefully, as I hold the salmon like so, invoke the magic words munchitus crunchitus, and — voila! — your salmon has vanished!”
Playing bear cubs, by travelinknu, licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0
He should go on America’s Got Talent.
Or “Bear’s Got Salmon.”