It’s the Claw-O-Matic 3000!

When you need to dispose of sensitive documents, shred them the organic, energy efficient way, with the Claw-O-Matic 3000™ paper destruction system!




Thanks to shredder-inner Faye.

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24 thoughts on “It’s the Claw-O-Matic 3000!

  1. allein ? August 10, 2017 / 12:38 pm

    I know this one just from the still image!

  2. Murray C August 10, 2017 / 12:42 pm

    Nothing but a bunch of paper tigers in the making. Some awfully cute kitten butt-floof, I must say.

  3. Jendeyan August 10, 2017 / 1:15 pm

    They are so stinkin’ cute I could just squee! SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!

  4. Kristen August 10, 2017 / 1:32 pm

    Beware, the claw-O-matic uses very effective sales gimmickery. If you look closely, the paper starts pre-shredded, while the shredders are made adorable to distract the users attention from it’s whacky performance. I’m not saying not to buy one though…

  5. Kar August 10, 2017 / 1:56 pm

    Some one is going to be finding paper scraps in weird places for YEARS.

  6. Faye August 10, 2017 / 2:35 pm

    Kitten tooshies!

  7. HaHa August 10, 2017 / 2:56 pm

    My favorite is the slippy scootches.

  8. Elaine C Williamson August 10, 2017 / 3:24 pm

    Cats and cockatoos, nature’s paper shredders. ?

    • Murray C August 10, 2017 / 5:51 pm

      I’d add rabbits to that list! I hope the image I’m sending actually comes across -I’m working with out a net, namely, w/o NTM. (she was new at this time)

      • Murray C August 10, 2017 / 5:59 pm

        “She” being Clementine.

      • Smartypants August 10, 2017 / 6:11 pm

        Yup, I can view it – looks like she’s a shredding pro!

    • 6rabbits August 10, 2017 / 11:06 pm

      Seriously, rabbits and gerbils need to be at the top of any shredding list! Gerbils are incredibly efficient and not picky about what they shred!

  9. dubravkamcvmd August 10, 2017 / 4:00 pm

    Didn’t we have this, or part of it, maybe last week? Not that I’m complaining! If I had a virtual reality headset this could play on an endless loop.

    • allein ? August 10, 2017 / 4:03 pm

      It was in the comments on the one with the person trying fruitlessly to line up ten kittens. (These are the same bunch.)

    • Ricky's Mom August 10, 2017 / 4:08 pm

      It was either in a comment on another thread or we were all advised to go find it. Something like that. Still cute, though!

  10. debg August 10, 2017 / 4:17 pm

    That was unbearably cute. Those perfectly round little faces! Those big blue eyes! I’m ded (again).

    • Murray C August 10, 2017 / 5:58 pm

      An animal lover dies a thousand times, a curmudgeon dies, miserably, but once.

      • Duckie ? August 10, 2017 / 6:52 pm

        I’d rather die happy a thousand times than curmudgeonly once.

        • Murray C August 10, 2017 / 8:52 pm

          You and me both!

  11. Dana August 10, 2017 / 7:49 pm

    I would gladly make a gigantic mess in my apt if these kitties were to come and play in it.

  12. Smartypants August 10, 2017 / 8:12 pm

    They’re so soft! And those little tails!

    • murkle46 August 10, 2017 / 8:43 pm

      The “Carrot Tail” phase!

      • Faye August 10, 2017 / 9:06 pm

        Yes. Carrot Tails.

        • Murray C August 10, 2017 / 9:47 pm

          Kind of exclamation points, if you will ?

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