I Saw What You Did There

So I says to her, that guy doesn’t look like a proper magician, I says. For one thing, he wasn’t wearing a tuxedo, and that saw didn’t look like a proper magician’s saw, either. Oh, but did she listen to me? Noooo, she just had to get herself sawed in half.

At least we were able to save the lap.

This is normally where I make a cutting remark, Sharon H. (via Reddit.)

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7 thoughts on “I Saw What You Did There

  1. Duckie 🐥 September 18, 2017 / 11:26 am

    What a wonderful idea!

  2. allein 🐾 September 18, 2017 / 12:01 pm

    The lap is the important part, right?

    • Blue Footed Booby September 18, 2017 / 12:08 pm

      Not as important as the hands for scritching and food dispensing.

  3. Sumo-Mermaid September 18, 2017 / 12:09 pm

    I actually did something like this one Halloween – stuffed pants and a shirt meant to be used at a haunted house. I left it sitting on the couch and when my roommate got home from working a late shift, she thought it was a real person and, apparently, so did her cat because she was sitting on the lap.

  4. Brouhaha September 18, 2017 / 12:51 pm

    Cole and Marmalade’s purrson also shows you how to make a lap for your kitties in your absence. Hee hee.

  5. Ricky's Mom September 18, 2017 / 1:38 pm

    Creepy—but funny.

  6. Faye September 18, 2017 / 4:20 pm

    I guess dogo decided to lap it up. Lap it up. Get it? I’ll supply groan myself.

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