About 2 bullion years BVD, the first single-celled globules began to cohabitate in the primordial salsa, forming the building blorps of life as we knew it last Toesday. These globules mutilated into the basic animal spicys: the giraffipedes, the elephizgeralds, the squidgoals, the twitterati, the lurkensproingers, the monkey-level marketers, and (pictured below) the penguidogs.
Just… wow, Sharon H.
What in the world is that ??
A pupsicle?
elephizgeralds – I love you so much right now, Mike!
I know!!
And I thought Nutella Fitzgerald was my new favorite screen name (someone on the Ask a Manager blog)… So very tempted to change mine to Elephizgerald.
elephizgeralds = best thing ever
Remember the joke “What’s grey and sings the blues? Elephantsgerald”!
I would love some backstory on this image.
Just got it now.
:facedesk:
I would like to meet a lurkensproinger. Maybe one will sproing out at me today from it’s lurking place
Okay, I was going to post a sproinging lurken but I found this and it’s just too weird not to share…
That’s by Cyriak, noted electronic music artist and crazy person.
Good to know.. 😛
Well supposedly our tech overlords will figure out a way for life to survive climate change so I guess that’s one idea.
It’s like a combination Swiss army knife and Matrushka doll, designed by H. R. Giger…
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Swiss Army Sheep
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HAhaha!! If I weren’t at work, I’d spend a stupid amount of time guessing what BVD is. I’ll cheat and check back laita..
Before Viral Doggos?
(Obviously a play on BCE and I’m guessing it’s a reference to the underwear brand.)
Doh!! Men’s underwear doesn’t fit me, so…
…and that’s exactly how all those science & nature shows sound to me. There might also be a (virtual) drinking game involved, but I won’t go there. You’re welcome.
Also, add my ? for ‘eliphizgeralds’.
Is that Maymo, the lemon beagle? Also this is a particularly brilliant post, Mike!
It IS Maymo the lemon beagle! https://www.youtube.com/user/crackrockcandy, https://www.instagram.com/maymothedog/?hl=en
For those old enough to remember Cheers, just imagine that spoken in good old Cliff Clavin’s voice and it’s even funnier.
I’m very taken with “mutilated”….
[backs away slowly]
Why isn’t this being taught in science classes? Teach the controversy, people!!!!
Elefizgeralds will have me chortling all day.
This was a laugh out loud post. I love elephizgeralds. Monkey Level Marketing is great too. I bet your spellcheck hates you, Mike.
This does sound like something Cliff would’ve said, but he would be serious, and not making jokes.
I cannot tell you how badly I want to see a giraffipede.
I just want to see it try to walk or better, gallop over the Serengeti
Thank you!
You all are geniuses. Funny ones! Thank you!
*Primordial Salsa* ?!
Love that so much. ???