And Now, Seagull Jokes

Q: What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? A: Cliff.

Q: What do you call a seagull when it flies over the bay? A: A bagel.

Q: Who flies over the ocean and beats people up? A: Steven Seagull.

this laugh (sound on)

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I’ll see myself out, Arne.

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10 thoughts on “And Now, Seagull Jokes

  1. allein 🐾 September 21, 2017 / 9:46 am

  2. allein 🐾 September 21, 2017 / 9:47 am

    That laugh cracked me up. I had to watch it several times. I want a button on my desk that plays that for the whole office to hear.

    • debg September 21, 2017 / 10:38 am

      It really is extraordinary, isn’t it?

  3. dubravkamcvmd September 21, 2017 / 9:50 am

    Do all sea gulls do that or this a magnificent lone genius sea gull? I see this bird on all the late night shows. “Chuck and Nancy” should bring it to future meetings with !@#$%^&*&^%$#!

  4. Gigi the cat lady September 21, 2017 / 10:03 am

    HELP!! A talking seagull, I’m flashing back to the Johnathan Livingston Seagull movie!

    But I love the laugh!

  5. fkaWaldenPond September 21, 2017 / 10:06 am

    This really has made my day, thank you. 😀 😀 There was duck or water fowl of some type, years ago who lived on Sullivan’s Pond, Dartmouth NS and it sound exactly like the ‘The Penguin’ laughing maniacally– I could be in the lousiest mood, would hear the ‘laugh’ and instantly crack up, no fail.

  6. Murray C September 21, 2017 / 11:16 am

    I especially like the wind-up for the laugh, then that full-throated giving forth.

    • julie September 21, 2017 / 5:38 pm


  7. Ricky's Mom September 21, 2017 / 11:17 am

    (I am not repsonsible for tpyos.)

  8. Duckie 🐥 September 21, 2017 / 11:50 am

    From one bird to another: thank you, I needed that.

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