Maru, King of the Hill

Hello, sports fans, and welcome to the final match of the Get-In-The-Triangle championships. Maru, the reigning champion, is at the top of his self-confining form, and should give challenger Hana a run for her money.




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12 thoughts on “Maru, King of the Hill

  1. Andrew September 23, 2017 / 10:15 am

    Maru zoomies are the best zoomies <3

  2. Dana September 23, 2017 / 10:58 am

    Maru may be middle-aged and a little thick around the…well…everywhere, but that hasn’t slowed him down! He still plays like a kitten. ?

  3. allein ? September 23, 2017 / 2:02 pm

    I wonder what would happen if she got a second one. Would Maru let Hana have one or would he try to occupy both at once?

    • Andrew September 23, 2017 / 2:28 pm

      Definitely try to occupy both XD




      • allein ? September 23, 2017 / 2:30 pm

        Then I wonder if there is a distance at which he would recognize the futility…

        • Andrew September 23, 2017 / 2:51 pm

          Or just buy a larger one and a smaller one, and Maru would choose the smaller one XD

        • Smartypants September 23, 2017 / 4:08 pm

          I think he would find a way to flout the laws of physics and occupy both at once…

          • allein ? September 23, 2017 / 4:19 pm

            Is this like a Schrödinger’s Cat sort of conundrum?

            • Andrew September 23, 2017 / 6:31 pm

              Maybe Maru owns a portal gun XD




              • allein ? September 23, 2017 / 7:08 pm

                lol 🙂

                “If at first you don’t succeed…you fail.”

              • Not That Mike The Other Mike September 23, 2017 / 7:42 pm

                Wow, I was just playing Portal again recently after a long time. Love that game and the sequel too.

                • Andrew September 23, 2017 / 9:33 pm

                  I wish I could play first person games 🙁
                  I get motion sick almost immediately -__-

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