Fool Disclosure

“Look, before we go to the restaurant, I think I should come clean about one or two things in my Tinder profile that maybe weren’t 100 percent accurate. For starters, that’s not a current picture of me. Also, I don’t really drive fast cars for a living, but I do park them.”

“And I’m a pelican. Hope that’s not a deal-breaker.”

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11 thoughts on “Fool Disclosure

  1. allein ๐Ÿพ October 13, 2017 / 11:27 am

    I assume they’re going to a seafood restaurant?

  2. Muppet2171 October 13, 2017 / 11:39 am

    I’m sorry, that is a dealbreaker…I can’t date a valet parker.

  3. Smartypants October 13, 2017 / 11:42 am

    She: “Actually it’s the ankle monitor that has me concerned.”

    • allein ๐Ÿพ October 13, 2017 / 11:46 am

      Didn’t you hear? Anklets are in again.

        • allein ๐Ÿพ October 13, 2017 / 11:55 am

          Okay, yeah, that’s a little fishy..

  4. Blue Footed Booby October 13, 2017 / 12:14 pm

    There’s no stopping true love.

  5. Faye October 13, 2017 / 12:25 pm

    Heโ€™s a Pelican? Not that thereโ€™s anything wrong with that.

    IMHO, They each could do worse. If they break up? Well, so long and thanks for all the fish. Thereโ€™s plenty of fish in the sea, as they say.

  6. allein ๐Ÿพ October 13, 2017 / 12:59 pm

    Off topic, but I was looking for birthday images for my mom (tomorrow’s her birthday and I’m setting up emails to send throughout the day, from work when I’m not here ๐Ÿ˜‰ ). I searched for “birthday chihuahua” and found the Chi in the ball pit image from this month’s calendar page. ๐Ÿ˜€

    • Faye October 13, 2017 / 2:35 pm

      ๐Ÿ˜‰

  7. Doug October 16, 2017 / 12:23 pm

    Personally .. I think Mike gave us “Da Bird” with this one .. Pretty Bird thou

    You can tell he’s been around humies a lot, I think he/she would have flown the coop
    otherwise

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