Fool Disclosure

“Look, before we go to the restaurant, I think I should come clean about one or two things in my Tinder profile that maybe weren’t 100 percent accurate. For starters, that’s not a current picture of me. Also, I don’t really drive fast cars for a living, but I do park them.”

“And I’m a pelican. Hope that’s not a deal-breaker.”

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11 thoughts on “Fool Disclosure

  1. allein ? October 13, 2017 / 11:27 am

    I assume they’re going to a seafood restaurant?

  2. Muppet2171 October 13, 2017 / 11:39 am

    I’m sorry, that is a dealbreaker…I can’t date a valet parker.

  3. Smartypants October 13, 2017 / 11:42 am

    She: “Actually it’s the ankle monitor that has me concerned.”

    • allein ? October 13, 2017 / 11:46 am

      Didn’t you hear? Anklets are in again.

        • allein ? October 13, 2017 / 11:55 am

          Okay, yeah, that’s a little fishy..

  4. Blue Footed Booby October 13, 2017 / 12:14 pm

    There’s no stopping true love.

  5. Faye October 13, 2017 / 12:25 pm

    He’s a Pelican? Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

    IMHO, They each could do worse. If they break up? Well, so long and thanks for all the fish. There’s plenty of fish in the sea, as they say.

  6. allein ? October 13, 2017 / 12:59 pm

    Off topic, but I was looking for birthday images for my mom (tomorrow’s her birthday and I’m setting up emails to send throughout the day, from work when I’m not here 😉 ). I searched for “birthday chihuahua” and found the Chi in the ball pit image from this month’s calendar page. 😀

    • Faye October 13, 2017 / 2:35 pm

      ?

  7. Doug October 16, 2017 / 12:23 pm

    Personally .. I think Mike gave us “Da Bird” with this one .. Pretty Bird thou

    You can tell he’s been around humies a lot, I think he/she would have flown the coop
    otherwise

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