Now Here’s Professor Jingles, the Over-Intellectualizing Court Jester

“Good evening, your majesty, ladies and gentlemen. I just flew in from Camelot, and while you might think such a feat impossible in these medieval times, in fact heavier-than-air travel is theoretically possible with sufficient application of thrust, such as from a catapult or trebuchet. Needless to say, any projectile capable of carrying passengers would need to be heavily padded to prevent injury…”

“And boy, are my arms tired!”

Via Petful.

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13 thoughts on “Now Here’s Professor Jingles, the Over-Intellectualizing Court Jester

  1. Smartypants October 23, 2017 / 10:36 am

    “…and did I mention that you have to factor in torque…?”

    • Murray C October 23, 2017 / 11:32 am

      As in “Torque about how silly the doggie looks”? AND adorable – and very studious.

      • HaHa October 23, 2017 / 10:05 pm

        Torque-oh, now I’m hungry.

        • Murray C October 24, 2017 / 1:02 pm

          Did I go “One Tocque over the line?”

  2. Doug October 23, 2017 / 11:14 am

    hmm .. Shouldn’t that be .. “Boy, are my paws tired” ??

    • Clairdelune October 23, 2017 / 11:27 am

      yeah, paws do get tired without a tail wind to help…

  3. Alice Shortcake October 23, 2017 / 12:18 pm

    Are we talking about a European or an African dog? Will the dog be fully laden?

    • allein ? October 23, 2017 / 12:30 pm

      Is he carrying a coconut?

  4. Amy October 23, 2017 / 3:48 pm

    Was it the flaggon with the dragon or the vessel with the pestle?

    • Murray C October 23, 2017 / 8:10 pm

      Or the Chalice with the palace?

  5. Kar October 23, 2017 / 6:09 pm

    Points for knowing the difference between catapult and a trebuchet.

    • HaHa October 23, 2017 / 10:07 pm

      With enough padding, I thought it would be fun to ride on a trebuchet.

  6. Ricky's Mom October 24, 2017 / 5:46 am

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