That Bites, and I Ain’t Lion

“Hello, is this the auto club? We’ve had a bit of a flat tire out here in the middle of nowhere and we need you to send someone out to change it. Oh, and if your mechanic has a can of lion repellent, that would be a good idea.”




Interesting theft deterrent system, Megan W.

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23 thoughts on “That Bites, and I Ain’t Lion

  1. Paul Phillips October 23, 2017 / 12:44 pm

    It’s a clever way to get your next meal when he changes the tyre

  2. debg October 23, 2017 / 2:51 pm

    I had a flat tire last week, but it wasn’t nearly this cute.

    Paul Phillips, I like the way you think!

  3. Smartypants October 23, 2017 / 2:55 pm

    When “AAA” stands for “AAA! A LION!”

  4. Blue Footed Booby October 23, 2017 / 2:56 pm

    Clever use of the second car and the door phalanx to make tire changing feasible. I’d have seriously considered just driving on the flat. “Rental shmental. I’m not getting out.”

  5. Doug October 23, 2017 / 3:15 pm

    hmm .. NOPE .. I don’t care if we promise roadside service .. Not in that neighborhood.
    We wish to keep out guys and gals in one piece.
    -AAA Agent

  6. Duckie ? October 23, 2017 / 5:05 pm

    Another ‘explosive odour’!

    • Smartypants October 23, 2017 / 5:53 pm

      Hehe – I just saw a clip today on National Geographic, of another drive-thru safari park…a leopard hopped on top of the car and used the open sunroof to ‘answer the call of nature.’ Inter-species trolling!

      • Duckie ? October 23, 2017 / 5:57 pm

        Eeewwww! Rofl.
        It’s the new kind of porta-potty. When you gotta go, it comes to you!

        (I just had this sudden vision of a Dalek-shaped porta-potty. But what would it say?)

        • Gigi the cat lady October 24, 2017 / 11:15 am

          Excrementnate! Excrementnate!

          • Faye October 24, 2017 / 12:02 pm

            I am so in awe Gigi!

      • debg October 23, 2017 / 5:57 pm

        Smartypants, you’re knocking it out of the park today. I’m crying with laughter over your comments.

        • Smartypants October 23, 2017 / 8:12 pm

          Thanks – happy to be of service! 😀

  7. Kar October 23, 2017 / 6:03 pm

    That’s worse than the junk yard dog that ate the bumper off a police car.




    • Doug October 24, 2017 / 7:39 am

      hmm .. That new car taste …

      • Faye October 24, 2017 / 8:30 am

        Tastes like Chicken.

  8. allein ? October 23, 2017 / 7:31 pm



    • fkaWaldenPond October 23, 2017 / 8:02 pm

      Ahhh Allein, both you and these crack me up! Thank you!

    • Smartypants October 23, 2017 / 8:14 pm

      These are perfect!

    • debg October 24, 2017 / 10:17 am

      Again, crying with laughter. Thanks, Allein!

  9. Birdcage October 23, 2017 / 8:33 pm

    I loves you guys.

  10. Circe October 24, 2017 / 2:34 am

    What is it with cats and rubber? I have to keep my rubber bands out of reach.

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