Keeping Food Safe — With Science!

At the Cutetropolis Food Safety Laboratories, our scientists innovate new ways to protect food as it travels from the grower to you. When an apple orchard noticed that dogs were stealing its prized pippins, our team sprang into action and invented an exploding anti-theft netting we call the Face-MASC (Molestation-Activated Snout Capture).

I guess I got my just desserts.

Now that’s taking a bite out of crime, Sharon H.

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11 thoughts on “Keeping Food Safe — With Science!

  1. dubravkamcvmd November 13, 2017 / 9:42 am

    That is a good-natured and patient pup!

  2. Gigi the cat lady November 13, 2017 / 10:03 am

    No need to call Ellen Ripley about this cute face-hugger ๐Ÿ˜˜

    • allein ๐Ÿพ November 13, 2017 / 11:00 am

      I’d like to hug his face..

  3. allein ๐Ÿพ November 13, 2017 / 10:07 am

    “What? I am apple. No, really. I am delicious. Just don’t drink that, uh, cider I just made.”

    • Duckie ๐Ÿฅ November 13, 2017 / 10:57 am

      Allein wins today.
      In all honesty, it took me a few minutes to figure out what was going on. Originally I thought that it was just a cute pup with odd facial markings.

      • Murray C November 13, 2017 / 11:44 am

        It’s a sort of face-cozy. New Craft Project!!!! Hey, DEBG – something for the magazine!

        • debg November 13, 2017 / 8:04 pm

          We have actually printed patterns for nosewarmers before. Imagine a triangle with ties that go around the back of the head. For some reason, they didn’t catch fire.

          • Murray C November 13, 2017 / 9:14 pm

            You need some marketing! Perhaps you could pair it up with “A Child’s Christmas in Wales” where the narrator gets a “little crocheted nose cozy” – (pronounced “crotch-eh-ted”) along with the other “practical gifts” for which he has nothing but disdain.

  4. Faye November 13, 2017 / 1:17 pm

    Has anyone here seen the new Klingons in Star Trek Discovery? This is one of their pet Dogions for sure. Google Lโ€™rell Discovery.

  5. Kar November 13, 2017 / 1:36 pm

    Must be one of those new designer Japanese breeds.

  6. Blue Footed Booby November 13, 2017 / 3:11 pm

    When I lived with roommates and cats, I’d periodically come home to find all many of objects pinned to the bulletin board beneath the words “where the hell did the cat find this???” One of those objects was a fruit snood, which I’m told looked dashing on him. They didn’t take pictures. :C

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