Mr. Smooth

(All right, just play it cool. You can do this. Act interested, but not too interested. Remember to smile, but keep it natural, not forced. Just hold the flower, and say…)

HELLO I AM NOT NERVOUS AND I LIKE YOU VERY MUCH AND SO I BROUGHT YOU A FLOWER TO HAVE YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BOWL WITH SOME WATER OR IN YOUR HAIR I THINK YOU ARE VERY PRETTY AND WE WILL BE FRIENDS NOW OK BYE!

(Yes! Nailed it!)

“I got you a flower.”

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15 thoughts on “Mr. Smooth

  1. Jendeyan November 16, 2017 / 8:11 am

    Who could resist that smile?

  2. Faye November 16, 2017 / 8:12 am

    Omg. I saved the video link! I need to watch this forever!

  3. Ricky's Mom November 16, 2017 / 8:13 am

    This is too perfect. If only Ricky were not already the Man of my Dreams, I would go for this doggeh in a Big Way.

  4. dubravkamcvmd November 16, 2017 / 8:32 am

    I would definitely go to the prom with him.

  5. Gigi the cat lady November 16, 2017 / 8:49 am

    You had me at hello 💖💘💓💝😍

  6. allein 🐾 November 16, 2017 / 8:49 am

    Aw, I like you very much, too! Now come inside before you blow away…

  7. Mal November 16, 2017 / 9:51 am

    Flower stem possibly contains hallucinogens?

    • Duckie 🐥 November 16, 2017 / 11:26 am

      ROFLING

  8. Murray C November 16, 2017 / 9:56 am

    I will happily be a part of his coterie – adorable doggie. Do you think his name might be “Cosmos”?😜

  9. tara November 16, 2017 / 12:42 pm

    Oh sweet puppers! I’m still snorting with laughter, while this immediately came into my head:

    Eddie Izzard: ” ‘allo Sue! Djoulike…. bread? bye!”

    • debg November 16, 2017 / 2:44 pm

      “I love you! Bye!”

      Puppers is making me snortlaff.

    • Tusitala November 18, 2017 / 12:44 am

      Yes, Tara!

  10. Kar November 16, 2017 / 4:32 pm

    Seriously needs an orthodontist but I’d kiss him.

  11. Faye November 16, 2017 / 11:07 pm

    A true Flower Fur Child. (I was there then.)

    • Murray C November 17, 2017 / 9:19 pm

      Me, too – I had just moved to SF a year after of the Summer of Love but there was plenty of hipness to be found.🤓

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