Welcome to Maruo’s Pizzeria

At Maruo’s, every pizza gets the personal touch from Maru himself, who hand-kneads every pizza to perfection. To save time, he puts the ingredients on first.




So bring the family to Pizza Maru to see the master chef in action, and enjoy a slice of the chewiest pizza you’ve ever tasted.




I’ll just have a salad, Andrew Y.

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18 thoughts on “Welcome to Maruo’s Pizzeria

  1. Smartypants November 28, 2017 / 12:38 pm

    Don’t miss out on our holiday special – order two large pies and get an order of ladybug pacifiers for free!

    • Duckie ? November 28, 2017 / 1:07 pm

      Let’s get one with Maru’s name on it, and send it to Mugumogu for Christmas!

  2. N. Fritz November 28, 2017 / 12:56 pm

    Are cat pacifiers a thing?

    • Mal November 28, 2017 / 6:54 pm

      They are now.

      Though as far as I know, Maru is the only cat with a binky fetish.

  3. allein ? November 28, 2017 / 12:57 pm

    High fiber pizza…

  4. Andrew November 28, 2017 / 1:17 pm

    He’s so proud of his work, as he should be! >:3

  5. dubravkamcvmd November 28, 2017 / 1:24 pm

    Although he purrs while kneading the pizza, he also vocalizes in a somewhat troubled way – he has THOUGHTS! We may need a drama critic to weigh in here.

    • Mal November 28, 2017 / 6:57 pm

      Garbo talks!

      I’m not sure I’d characterize Maru’s intellective processes as “thoughts,” exactly. Synapses firing, maybe.

    • Ricky's Mom November 29, 2017 / 6:49 am

      He couldn’t turn around because pacifier was at the end of the string which was caught under the pizza (other end of the string—the pole). At one point Hana came over to show him where his problem was!

  6. Skimpy November 28, 2017 / 2:45 pm

    Maru needs a pizza? So do I

  7. Doug November 28, 2017 / 3:22 pm

    Excuse me waiter .. there’s a hare on my pizza .. Can you ask Elmer Fudd to come remove it please ?

  8. Devg November 28, 2017 / 8:28 pm

    He really puts his heart and soul into kneading. And his butt. Lov the expressions on both at the end—Mom, look what me made you!

    So you all were right—the problem was my appendix. It had ruptured so the removed it yesterday. I’m in hospital and looking forward to getting out tomorrow.

    • allein ? November 28, 2017 / 8:35 pm

      Oooof! Glad they caught that! Get some rest!

    • Duckie ? November 28, 2017 / 11:34 pm

      Thank God you’re okay!

    • jerzowa November 29, 2017 / 1:49 am

      Speedy recovery, DEVG!

    • Ricky's Mom November 29, 2017 / 6:41 am

      Thank goodness you got there in time! Heal fast-fast-fast, and with minimal pain, DebG!

    • Doug November 29, 2017 / 8:25 am

      Ouchie Dear .. Get better quick

    • Murray C November 30, 2017 / 12:59 am

      Wait – DE – V – G? Are you different from DE – B – G? I am confused. I didn’t think there were two people with abdominal pain among us. Egad. I am happy to hear that the problem has been dealt with and that you are on the mend.

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