Don’t Read Anything Into It

Oh, this? It doesn’t mean anything, I’m just enjoying a clever satire on some of the crankier members of my species. I don’t feel that way about you — in fact, I was thinking about getting you a gift this year. About how big around is your neck?

You know, for a… neck thing. Whatever those are called.

I only read it for the articles, Andrew Y. (Get it on Amazon!)

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19 thoughts on “Don’t Read Anything Into It

  1. allein ? December 12, 2017 / 8:55 am

    Necktie? Ascot? Noose? Scarf?

  2. LunaChickFringe December 12, 2017 / 8:59 am

    I. LOVE. THE. OATMEAL.

    • Catwhisperer December 12, 2017 / 10:25 am

      I was unaware of The Oatmeal, so I Googled it. Now I MUST HAVE the Exploding Kittens card game! Thanks for enlightening me. 🙂

        • allein ? December 12, 2017 / 10:30 am

          Also, I’ve met The Oatmeal (aka Matthew Inman). I have an autographed copy of his book, My Dog: The Paradox. 😛

          • LunaChickFringe December 12, 2017 / 11:34 am

            And now I totally hate you! Not. But I am VERY jealous…

            • allein ? December 12, 2017 / 11:38 am

              Hehe, he was signing it at Book Expo America a few years ago. He was very nice (and cute!). There was a woman about two spots ahead of me in line (so I was close enough to see what he wrote) who brought him a little crocheted doll of his dog, and he took a little extra time to draw the dog saying “thank you” in her book. 🙂

            • allein ? December 12, 2017 / 11:48 am

              Okay, I saw in my email the comment about Bears vs Babies (which seems to be gone) and I am sincerely hoping my friend doesn’t have it because we have a bit of a running joke about bears and I need to get it for him for Christmas. And my B&N should have it in stock. Texting his girlfriend right now…

              • LunaChickFringe December 12, 2017 / 12:57 pm

                I had two comments going and it didn’t work. I do have both games as I backed the Kickstarters. I haven’t had the chance to play Bears vs Babies as of yet.

                • allein ? December 12, 2017 / 1:03 pm

                  Well, I’m glad it went through on the email notification anyway, because I need to get that for my friend!

                  Girlfriend confirms he does not have it. Reserved at B&N…will pick up tonight. 😀

                  • LunaChickFringe December 12, 2017 / 3:32 pm

                    Awesome!

        • Murray C December 12, 2017 / 6:12 pm

          I tried to find the card game but to no avail – do you think it’s discontinued?

  3. Gigi The cat lady December 12, 2017 / 9:41 am

    After decades of encounters in the middle of the night with cats sleeping across doorways, it’s a wonder I’m still alive!

  4. Doug December 12, 2017 / 10:10 am

    I keep telling you …

    Cat’s are trying to take over the world !!

    DO YOU BELIEVE ME NOW ?!?

    Come on .. It’s a photo on the internet, and we all know if it’s on the internet .. it’s true !!

  5. debg December 12, 2017 / 2:01 pm

    My darling Albus Severus (aka Sevi) has already mastered these skills. Someday I’ll trip over him and break my neck. The cats understand that if I die in the house, they have permission to fully grok my essence.

  6. Emsthemonster December 12, 2017 / 2:43 pm

    I have just come back from running to find my Marci proudly sitting in the middle of freshly washed clothes that he tore off the dryer. Kitties … 🙂

  7. Murray C December 12, 2017 / 3:55 pm

    My cat, too, is planning my demise – I had the effrontery to try to put warm compresses on her injury and I kept her in the bathroom while doing so. Now she won’t step foot in the bathroom. And I tried to pill her and she dutifully barfed on the rug. Couldn’t rescue the pill – tried.

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