Teleportation for Beginners

Spontaneous space/time travel can be fun and rewarding, but also disorienting for novices. First-timers may emerge from the time vortex in a random location…

Say, this doesn’t look like the Coachella Valley to me!

There may be a moment of dizziness or light-headedness…

homina homina homina…

… but with practice, you can be zipping from place to place with ease!

Where’s my tail? I CAN’T FEEL MY TAIL!
59 5

15 thoughts on “Teleportation for Beginners

  1. allein ๐Ÿพ January 18, 2018 / 11:06 am

    Is he doing a Color Run?

  2. Gigi The cat lady January 18, 2018 / 11:19 am

    Let’s do the Time Warp Again!

    • Faye January 18, 2018 / 12:46 pm


  3. Murray C January 18, 2018 / 11:29 am

    Okay, there has to be a backstory here – any idea????? Don’t think that’s a happy pooch!

    • Not That Mike The Other Mike January 18, 2018 / 11:47 am

      Some information with one of the images references the Holi Festival in Farbpulver, Germany. Holi is a Hindu spring festival that involves throwing lots of colored dust around. It looks like the dog is shaking some of the dust off, and yes, might be a bit annoyed. Then again, dogs look like that when you catch them in mid-shake.

      • Ricky's Mom January 18, 2018 / 12:30 pm

        I won’t downvote this, because the dog and your set-up are cute, Mike. But Holi is *not* a safe festival for pets, so we should all be aware of that for the future. The colors can be very dangerous to animalsโ€”and they’re not necessarily all that safe for hoomins, but at least hoomins can choose for themselves. Pets and local wildlife can’t.

        There are many articles about Holi pet-safety issues online. A quick websearch will bring them up, so I won’t bother to link here.

        I still think Mike’s commentary is awesome.

        • Murray C January 18, 2018 / 2:56 pm

          I agree.๐Ÿ˜„

        • allein ๐Ÿพ January 18, 2018 / 3:10 pm

          I’ve done the Color Run, and that’s cornstarch and food coloring, but running through it had me coughing. I would never bring an animal through that. (Also, the yellow and blue were the hardest to get off. I looked like I had a huge bruise on my side where it got up under my shirt for two or three days.)

      • N. Fritz January 18, 2018 / 3:57 pm

        Is there really a Farbpulver, Germany? Farbpulver means “color powder” so it would be totally awesome if they hosted a Holi festival!

  4. Duckie ๐Ÿฅ January 18, 2018 / 12:10 pm

    I’m not going to say it. I am NOT going to say it.

    • allein ๐Ÿพ January 18, 2018 / 12:11 pm

      Say what?

      • Duckie ๐Ÿฅ January 18, 2018 / 1:17 pm

        Phew! I have GOT to change my diet!

        • allein ๐Ÿพ January 18, 2018 / 1:23 pm


  5. Faye January 18, 2018 / 12:48 pm


Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Add image after comment (JPG, 50KB or less):