Teleportation for Beginners

Spontaneous space/time travel can be fun and rewarding, but also disorienting for novices. First-timers may emerge from the time vortex in a random location…

Say, this doesn’t look like the Coachella Valley to me!

There may be a moment of dizziness or light-headedness…

homina homina homina…

… but with practice, you can be zipping from place to place with ease!

Where’s my tail? I CAN’T FEEL MY TAIL!
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15 thoughts on “Teleportation for Beginners

  1. allein ? January 18, 2018 / 11:06 am

    Is he doing a Color Run?

  2. Gigi The cat lady January 18, 2018 / 11:19 am

    Let’s do the Time Warp Again!




    • Faye January 18, 2018 / 12:46 pm

      Fantastic.

  3. Murray C January 18, 2018 / 11:29 am

    Okay, there has to be a backstory here – any idea????? Don’t think that’s a happy pooch!

    • Not That Mike The Other Mike January 18, 2018 / 11:47 am

      Some information with one of the images references the Holi Festival in Farbpulver, Germany. Holi is a Hindu spring festival that involves throwing lots of colored dust around. It looks like the dog is shaking some of the dust off, and yes, might be a bit annoyed. Then again, dogs look like that when you catch them in mid-shake.

      • Ricky's Mom January 18, 2018 / 12:30 pm

        I won’t downvote this, because the dog and your set-up are cute, Mike. But Holi is *not* a safe festival for pets, so we should all be aware of that for the future. The colors can be very dangerous to animals—and they’re not necessarily all that safe for hoomins, but at least hoomins can choose for themselves. Pets and local wildlife can’t.

        There are many articles about Holi pet-safety issues online. A quick websearch will bring them up, so I won’t bother to link here.

        I still think Mike’s commentary is awesome.

        • Murray C January 18, 2018 / 2:56 pm

          I agree.?

        • allein ? January 18, 2018 / 3:10 pm

          I’ve done the Color Run, and that’s cornstarch and food coloring, but running through it had me coughing. I would never bring an animal through that. (Also, the yellow and blue were the hardest to get off. I looked like I had a huge bruise on my side where it got up under my shirt for two or three days.)

      • N. Fritz January 18, 2018 / 3:57 pm

        Is there really a Farbpulver, Germany? Farbpulver means “color powder” so it would be totally awesome if they hosted a Holi festival!

        • Not That Mike The Other Mike January 18, 2018 / 5:55 pm

          Oops, thanks for the translation! I guess I misread some information associated with the image.

  4. Duckie ? January 18, 2018 / 12:10 pm

    I’m not going to say it. I am NOT going to say it.

    • allein ? January 18, 2018 / 12:11 pm

      Say what?

      • Duckie ? January 18, 2018 / 1:17 pm

        Phew! I have GOT to change my diet!

        • allein ? January 18, 2018 / 1:23 pm

          lol

  5. Faye January 18, 2018 / 12:48 pm

    ??

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