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34 thoughts on “Tissue Massage”

1. Dana January 25, 2018 / 8:15 am

   Oh good heavens! Boxtox! ?
   • Jendeyan January 25, 2018 / 9:54 am

     That had me rolling as well. There’s that comedic genius showing through. Mike, you are one of a kind!
2. Blue Footed Booby January 25, 2018 / 8:23 am

   Kitty looks like he should be pushing a katamari.
   • LunaChickFringe January 25, 2018 / 9:17 am

     I loved that game! Now I have to dig it up.
3. allein ? January 25, 2018 / 8:31 am

   I did something to my back this morning…I could use a massage right now.

   Does Boxtox help headaches? Cuz I have one of those, too.

   #canigobacktobednow?
   • Wuyizidi January 25, 2018 / 5:51 pm

     Yes. Apply directly to head ™.
     • allein ? January 25, 2018 / 6:36 pm

       🙂
4. tara January 25, 2018 / 8:32 am

   ooof! there is a lot of floof on that back end there.
5. Jeannine January 25, 2018 / 9:27 am

   Where do I sign up? Besides looking “refreshed,” I love the paw dangling the kitty has going on there! I could also use some BOXTOX on my right hip right now!
6. fkaWaldenPond January 25, 2018 / 9:29 am

   Ok, so I just pulled this up while talking to a client on the phone and couldn’t help cracking up. The client thinks he’s a great comedian this morning and I didn’t have the heart to explain the actual reason I was laughing. 😀 :S
7. birdlady26 January 25, 2018 / 9:37 am

   Newest millinery design by Rachel Trevor-Morgan.
   • allein ? January 25, 2018 / 9:47 am

     I thought it was by Kimberly Clark.
     • fkaWaldenPond January 25, 2018 / 10:27 am

       😀 !!
8. Gigi The cat lady January 25, 2018 / 10:15 am

   Looks like one of those silly hats they wear at royal weddings.
   • Alice Shortcake January 25, 2018 / 10:20 am

     True, but I think even a cat would draw the line at wearing Princess Beatrice’s legendary toilet seat chapeau.
     • Gigi The cat lady January 25, 2018 / 12:18 pm

       Indeed!
   • Wuyizidi January 25, 2018 / 5:58 pm

     First thing I thought:

     
9. Kar January 25, 2018 / 12:21 pm

   I can feel the hate emanating from that Jawa. He wants to ride that cat like a bad a$$ bantha.
   • N. Fritz January 25, 2018 / 3:56 pm

     lol!!
   • Jendeyan January 25, 2018 / 4:17 pm

     I didn’t even notice that Jawa!
   • Not That Mike The Other Mike January 25, 2018 / 6:07 pm

     OO-CHEE-DEEEEE!
10. EAG46 January 25, 2018 / 12:42 pm

    No one noticed how fluffy the cat’s toes are? Look at the floof on its toes! So magnificent! Almost braidable! Kitty must be a Nebulong [long-haired Russian Blue].
11. Emsthemonster January 25, 2018 / 1:48 pm

    The hovertext 🙂 🙂 🙂

    I would also like to be as relaxed as this kitty, but unfortunately my head is too big for all the kleenex boxes we have at home. Oh wait last year I bought a washing machine, maybe we didn’t throw away the box it had come in 🙂
12. Duckie ? January 25, 2018 / 2:39 pm

    I’m going to poke the elephant in the room and ask what the black thing is near the bottom of the picture. I’m hoping it’s an electric toothbrush handle.
    • allein ? January 25, 2018 / 2:43 pm

      lol…I didn’t want to ask…
    • Deb January 25, 2018 / 2:43 pm

      I was wondering too. Didn’t seem like something made by machine—Asian eggplant?
    • fkaWaldenPond January 25, 2018 / 4:47 pm

      Duckie, look at you! I didn’t even notice the sex toy.
    • JenDeyan January 25, 2018 / 6:36 pm

      I didn’t notice that either! I always rather a lot of little details.
    • Claire January 25, 2018 / 8:29 pm

      I believe it is a nose hair trimmer actually. My fiance has one.
13. N. Fritz January 25, 2018 / 3:58 pm

    I’m going to deflect Duckie’s provocative question with another: Did anyone see the article this week about the camels that got disqualified from a beauty contest because of botox????
    • Not That Mike The Other Mike January 25, 2018 / 4:03 pm

      I saw that one, yeah. Apparently there was big money on the line in this event: $31.8 million in prizes for the pageant, according to a source quoted by NPR.

      https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2018/01/24/580228837/a-dozen-camels-disqualified-from-saudi-beauty-pageant-over-botox-injections
    • allein ? January 25, 2018 / 4:05 pm

      I saw that! One of the late shows had a bit on it (Seth Meyers, I think?).
    • Kar January 25, 2018 / 7:25 pm

      How can they tell?

      They look the same before as after?

      And oh yeah, a CAMEL BEAUTY CONTEST?
14. Ricky’s Mom January 25, 2018 / 4:30 pm

    Now I have Joe Cocker’s voice stuck in my head. Oh, Mike! ?

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