This Will Be On the Final

“Good morning, class. In this course, titled Introduction to Cat Philosophy, we will explore the contributions to classical thought by such thinkers as Socates, who mused ‘Do I play with the jingle toy, or does the jingle toy play with me?’ and Renรฉ Decates, who wrote ‘I nap, therefore I am.'”

“At the end of the course you will write and shred a ten-page essay…”

You get an “A,” Andrew Y.

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13 thoughts on “This Will Be On the Final

  1. allein ๐Ÿพ February 12, 2018 / 9:38 am

    Pretty sure I wrote a few papers in college that were only worthy of shredding…

    • allein ๐Ÿพ February 12, 2018 / 9:59 am

      Perhaps it is Professor McGonagall! O.O

    • Murray C February 12, 2018 / 10:52 am

      Perfect.

  2. Andrew February 12, 2018 / 11:06 am

    โ€œMan the boundaries, protect us, do your duty to our school!’

  3. Duckie ๐Ÿฅ February 12, 2018 / 11:54 am

    I’d take this course!

    • Murray C February 12, 2018 / 4:33 pm

      As long as it wasn’t Cat-echism – I’ve had enough of that in my life.

  4. Gigi The cat lady February 12, 2018 / 11:58 am

    In this class the student don’t throw spit ball but the professor sometimes has hair balls.

    • Duckie ๐Ÿฅ February 12, 2018 / 1:47 pm

      They don’t throw spitballs, but the trouble makers in the back have been known to crumple up a sheet of paper and roll it on the floor…

      • fkaWaldenPond February 12, 2018 / 1:51 pm

        ๐Ÿ˜€ !

      • Murray C February 12, 2018 / 4:33 pm

        And they have hissy fits.

  5. Faye February 12, 2018 / 4:15 pm

    Whatever you do donโ€™t offer professor a glass of water.

    And… where is his laser pointer? At home with the kittens!

    • Murray C February 12, 2018 / 4:33 pm

      Teehee.

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