Mac Attack

“Oh good, you’re… you’re back. I was hoping you would come soon because… ah… there were some birds eating your mac and cheese. Um, a lot of birds, about ten birds, and I thought to myself ‘Myron,’ (that’s my name, Myron) ‘that nice lady is going to be upset when she comes back and sees that twenty birds ate her mac and cheese.’ So I ate them. All thirty of them. So I’m totally full now, and definitely not eating your mac and cheese.”

“Well-p, look at the time. Think I’ll have a lie-down, digest all these birds.”

What a selfless upstanding citizen, Sharon H.

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13 thoughts on “Mac Attack

  1. allein 🐾 February 13, 2018 / 12:02 pm

    Wow…those birds multiply like bunnies!

    I would totally share my mac and cheese with this cutie. If I had mac and cheese. Which I don’t.

    …do you think he’ll share?

  2. EAG46 February 13, 2018 / 12:10 pm

    Hey if I was dumb enough to leave my plate of mac & cheese outside unguarded, I say any animal is welcome to it. Bon Appetit, my vulpine friend.

  3. Flowerfanatic February 13, 2018 / 12:28 pm

    I got a ‘four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie’ thought when I read the description. Mac and cheese not something I thought a fox would be interested in.

  4. Gigi The cat lady February 13, 2018 / 12:44 pm

    I guess foxes love cheese just like dogs do.
    I wonder how he would react to peanut butter?

  5. Amy February 13, 2018 / 1:10 pm

    Now I know how to lure back the fox that likes to nap in my back yard!

  6. Catwhisperer February 13, 2018 / 1:28 pm

    I love love love every single thing about this post, right down to the “p” in “well-p.” I wish I could give it a meeeeeellion up votes!

  7. Beth February 13, 2018 / 1:32 pm

    LOVE this one, Mike.

  8. DebG February 13, 2018 / 2:54 pm

    Is the fox actually using a spoon?

    • allein 🐾 February 13, 2018 / 3:06 pm

      An early, unsuccessful draft of the classic story. It didn’t really take off until the spoon was replaced with a plucky young hunting dog.

    • Emsthemonster February 13, 2018 / 4:19 pm

      only to the main course!

  9. Ricky's Mom February 13, 2018 / 3:14 pm

    Myron is a perfect name for a fox.

  10. Kar February 13, 2018 / 5:39 pm

    Best Kraft celebrity endorsement since BareNaked Ladies.

  11. birdlady26 February 13, 2018 / 8:02 pm

    Myron has impeccable table manners.

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