Wait, Show Me the Ostrich Again

Attention cats: Ever wondered how you’d look as a lion? As a pit bull? An ostrich? Or even as a human? Then come visit the Species Reassignment Center, the tri-county area’s leading provider of species conversions. Whether it swims in the ocean or flies in the air, we can turn you into the beast you were meant to be. Not sure? Step into our patented Select-a-Body visualization system for a no-obligation sneak peek.

Upon reflection, I think I’ll stay a cat.

Submittooted by Sharon H. via Pleated Jeans.

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9 thoughts on “Wait, Show Me the Ostrich Again

  1. allein ? February 22, 2018 / 12:27 pm

    Yeah, stay a cat. This human thing is overrated.

    • Blue Footed Booby February 22, 2018 / 12:32 pm

      I dunno, thumbs are pretty great, and with Craigslist it’s not any harder to get someone to rub my tummy.

  2. Gigi The cat lady February 22, 2018 / 1:00 pm

    Don’t do it!! Humane have to hold a job and get money, we have responsibilities and mortgages!! ?

  3. murkle46 February 22, 2018 / 3:12 pm

    Just going to post this here.

  4. tara February 22, 2018 / 4:48 pm

    Um, Submittooted?

    sorry – that’s the funniest part of this whole post! 😀

  5. Faye February 22, 2018 / 6:23 pm

    What strange sorcery is this?!

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