Today’s Dr. Seuss Day, just ask any teacher
But I’d rather query this quizzical creature
With the grinchiest grin your eyes ever saw,
It looks just like something the Doctor might draw.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BeClVL2FdoS/
Such a Seussian face needs a Seussian name
Something suitably slimy, yet nice all the same.
Like “Sneezix” or “Glorch” or perhaps something long,
Like “Flat-headed Bumble-eyed Thing-a-ma-bong.”
If you think of a Seussish-type name you can share
Just type it below in the comments down there.
Or if you’re creeped out and not into all that
Enjoy this Seuss staple — a cat in a hat.
I say we call him Dave.
(Points if you get the reference.)
Always love hipster kitty.
>Always love hipster kitty.
Why thank you!
(Not really my kitty, but I’ve been using that profile pic for a long time)
Set her/him free!
Just remember, if you encounter a pair of pale green pants with nobody inside them, they are just as scared of you as you are of them. Be friendly.
Glorch is perfect.
Though I prefer a cat in the hat.
I like Flat-headed Bumble-eyed Thing-a-ma-bong.
It sort of looks like that sound you make when you’re drinking something while you read one of Mike’s posts, but you make the sound backwards.
He looks like he just stole all the jing-tinglers, floo-floobers, tar-tinkers, Who-whoobas, gar-ginkas, trum-tookas, sloo-slunkers. And the great big electro-Who cardio schnucks!
It’s not his birthday
But calendars say
Today’s his day!
So hooray! Hooray!!
Stickingmyneckoutadoodle. Obviously.
I think that’s Yertle the Turtle, which is a Dr. Seuss book! And the only one that I ever personally owned (still have).
Possibly a Splurb.