I’d Better Get a Lollipop out of This!

“I was in the nice waiting room reading Highlights for Cubs and then you drag me in here with your tongue repressors and your stretch-o-scopes and your poky things, well there better be something in this for me or I’m telling my mom and she’s really big!”

“You can tell her on the way home, honey. Now say ‘ahh.’ “

CDFW wildlife veterinarian examines a bear cub., by CaliforniaDFW, licensed under CC BY 2.0

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20 thoughts on “I’d Better Get a Lollipop out of This!

  1. allein ? March 6, 2018 / 9:33 am

    YOU PUT ME DOWN OR I WILL MAUL YOU! I MEAN IT!!! STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!

  2. Ricky's Mom March 6, 2018 / 9:44 am

    Highlights for Cubs … tongue repressors … stretch-o-scopes! So full of Win. Little cutie cub is cute.

  3. ffleur2 March 6, 2018 / 10:52 am

    No teeth – no mauling, just a really wicked licking!

    • allein ? March 6, 2018 / 10:58 am

      He’s got some pointy bits on the hands and feet, though.

      • ffleur2 March 6, 2018 / 1:36 pm

        good point Allein (hehehe)

  4. Blue Footed Booby March 6, 2018 / 11:17 am

    The lady’s face says “oooo yes I am very scared I assure you.”

  5. Duckie ? March 6, 2018 / 11:18 am

    Open up and say ‘raaawr ‘.

    Ffleur2: no teeth…does that make him a gummy bear?

    • Gigi The cat lady March 6, 2018 / 12:02 pm

      “no teeth…does that make him a gummy bear” Duckie wins this tread!

      • fkaWaldenPond March 6, 2018 / 12:24 pm

        I agree!!!! That’s a winnnnnnerrrr! 😀

        • Ricky's Mom March 6, 2018 / 1:48 pm

          ?????

    • ffleur2 March 6, 2018 / 1:34 pm

      Oh that is so good Duckie! (damn, wish I’d thought of that, morosely kicks some imaginary sod). Sod as in ground, not an annoying person, just saying…..

    • Kar March 6, 2018 / 2:31 pm

      ** golf clap **

    • DebG March 6, 2018 / 9:21 pm

      Beautiful, Duckie!

  6. Juno March 6, 2018 / 2:05 pm

    I simply cannot understand how the vet is resisting the temptation to open wide and go “AAAAAHHHHH!!’ right back.

  7. N. Fritz March 7, 2018 / 2:19 am

    I didn’t get a lollipop after my doctor’s appointment on Tuesday, but I did get to go to one of Austria’s most famous cafes and treated myself to a slice of chocolate mousse raspberry torte and a cappuccino! Heavenly!!

    • fkaWaldenPond March 7, 2018 / 7:44 am

      Oh yummmm, Hey Fritz weren’t you getting results back for some sort of procedure?

      • N. Fritz March 7, 2018 / 9:51 am

        Just tests this time, FKAWalden. The final reckoning comes in April. But the doctor said he’s optimistic! Thanks for asking!

        • fkaWaldenPond March 7, 2018 / 10:38 am

          Keep us posted.

        • Kar March 8, 2018 / 8:46 pm

          Fingers crossed.

        • Faye March 8, 2018 / 10:31 pm

          Yay!

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