Operators Are Standing By!

Attention Dogs: Do you want more out of life? Tired of staying home while humans work at interesting jobs? Then you’re ready to step into a larger world — as a certified computer operator! In just six weeks, Reynard Technical Schools can teach you the skills you need to succeed in the human world, at your own pace, in your own home, and using a real computer that you get to keep once you’re done! All for the low tuition of $49.95 (per month for 36 months)! Call today!

You just slap the buttons and push the rolling thing. Seems pretty easy. (via Twitter)
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9 thoughts on “Operators Are Standing By!

  1. allein ? March 7, 2018 / 9:39 am

    Reynard, huh? ๐Ÿ˜›

    Hey, $49.95 a month for 36 months isn’t bad, as far as tuition goes. Assuming this is a real school that teaches you something useful, of course. And I’m sure such a cute pup wouldn’t be advertising some shady fly-by-night operation that thinks a calculator is a real computer…

  2. Blue Footed Booby March 7, 2018 / 9:47 am

    Have dog, will implement double book accounting system in compliance with GAAP.

  3. Ricky's Mom March 7, 2018 / 10:15 am

    Now that Ricky the Dialect Dog has retired from assistant coaching, I’m tempted to look for a Reynard graduate to take on some of the secretarial work. But I don’t think Ricky would stand for it.

  4. Faye March 7, 2018 / 10:48 am

    I have an appointment with my tax advisor next Tuesday. Heโ€™s not as cute as this guy but heโ€™s already graduated… I think…

  5. Doug March 7, 2018 / 11:00 am

    That’s no computer .. it’s one of those new fangedo abacuses

  6. Muppet2171 March 7, 2018 / 12:14 pm

    Reminds me of when my parents got sucked into a timeshare spiel with the promise of a ‘Free computer with games!’ just for showing up.

    We showed up, my sister and I were bored, my parents annoyed and the free computer with games? A calculator with a built in blackjack game (it was the 80s, so I’m not sure how high the expectation actually was…Just higher than that).

  7. Jendeyan March 7, 2018 / 4:19 pm

    They should use dogs and salespeople (sales animals, sales mammals?). My finances wouldn’t survive such an onslaught but the shopping experience alone would be worth it.

  8. Smartypants March 7, 2018 / 11:00 pm

    Sales vertebrates, maybe? Of course then if we have an octopus demonstrating how to open a jar of something, we’d have to broaden the category. I’d buy from an octopus!

    • Faye March 8, 2018 / 8:06 am

      Yes. Me too. Octopi do great makeup demos.

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