It’s a hare with wild hair! Why, it’s crazy up there! It sticks up in the air like it just doesn’t care! Is it suave, debonair? Or does it just scare? People stare and declare “That hair’s a nightmare!” How unfair! This hair can compare with the best anywhere! With the swells in Mayfair! The fresh prince of Bel-Air! The unkempt college profs who espouse laissez-faire! With a prickly pear in Elsmere, Delaware! From rich millionaire to the poor on welfare, from the mane of the mare to the bristle of bear, show me hair with such flair to spare on the square, you I dare!