How’s My Hare?

It’s a hare with wild hair! Why, it’s crazy up there! It sticks up in the air like it just doesn’t care! Is it suave, debonair? Or does it just scare? People stare and declare “That hair’s a nightmare!” How unfair! This hair can compare with the best anywhere! With the swells in Mayfair! The fresh prince of Bel-Air! The unkempt college profs who espouse laissez-faire! With a prickly pear in Elsmere, Delaware! From rich millionaire to the poor on welfare, from the mane of the mare to the bristle of bear, show me hair with such flair to spare on the square, you I dare!

And what’s with the tongue? By a bee, were you stung?

taddaaah, by Predi With apologies to George Carlin.

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28 thoughts on “How’s My Hare?

  1. Gigi The cat lady March 11, 2018 / 8:08 am

    These rhymes about a hare’s hair are extraordinaire!

  2. Arne March 11, 2018 / 8:40 am

    Sorry, but someone had to do it.

    • Alice Shortcake March 11, 2018 / 9:10 am

      *Recoils from screen and runs out of room, screaming*

      • Alice Shortcake March 11, 2018 / 9:13 am

        *returns to computer with a stiff gin and tonic*

        Let this be a warning NEVER to stick your tongue in an electrical socket. I am of course referring to the hare, not the Donald.

    • Faye March 11, 2018 / 10:33 am

      I could have lived happily ever after without seeing that! And considering where its been he should keep it to himself. 👅👀😱😛

    • allein 🐾 March 11, 2018 / 11:12 am

      “Had to”? Really?

    • Smartypants March 11, 2018 / 11:18 pm

      Yikes, there ought to be a warning siren or something!

  3. N. Fritz March 11, 2018 / 8:47 am

    Aaanndddd… NTMTOM has won the Internet for today. All others can go home now and delight in his awesomeness!

  4. Flowerfanatic March 11, 2018 / 9:21 am

    Just in case anyone is curious as to the breed of this little cutie, it’s a LIONHEAD.

  5. AJ March 11, 2018 / 9:24 am

    Yes Mike has definitely won the web today. It’s like a cross between Carlin and Dr. Seuss. I’m wondering what breed bun bun is and that tongue! He looks like I feel this morning, I really, really hate the switch to daylight saving time. Totally messes with my system and I hate that it’s now dark again til around 7 am. I had just gotten used to and enjoying the sun coming up around 6. (Sticks out bottom lip and pouts)

    Well, 99% of everything is packed and movers show in about 1-1/2 hours so I’m going off line. See everyone sometime later!! Have a great rest of the weekend.

    • debg March 11, 2018 / 10:01 am

      Best of luck with the move, AJ!!!!

      I share your pain about DST. Why can’t we just choose DST or normal time and stop changing the clocks twice a year!?!1111!!!!!! I was enjoying *not* leaving for work in the dark, and now it’ll be dark again. (Pouting with AJ)

    • allein 🐾 March 11, 2018 / 11:14 am

      Crap, I totally forgot to set my clocks! Good think I don’t have to be anywhere today!

      Just did the oven and microwave, my alarm clock just has a little “DST” switch on the back so that’s easy. Just need to remember to change the timer on the light in my bedroom, since now I’ll really need it in the morning!

      Good luck moving!

      • AJ March 12, 2018 / 9:08 am

        Well, move is done and now comes the fun part – unpacking and deciding where everything goes. The place looks like it’s been ransacked, lol but I guess that’s normal.

        • allein 🐾 March 12, 2018 / 9:13 am

          I still have stuff I haven’t figured out where to put and I’ve been here for 6 years.

        • Faye March 12, 2018 / 10:51 am

          I just unpacked one box of 15 that I still have from Hurricane Sandy in 2012!

  6. debg March 11, 2018 / 9:59 am

    Saw this yesterday and had to go there.

    ETA: was supposed to reply above. Sorry.

    • Faye March 11, 2018 / 10:35 am


      • Alice Shortcake March 11, 2018 / 10:52 am

        Kim’s hair always looks as if it’s about to fly away; Trump’s looks like a wig made of ginger guinea-pig hair.

  7. Luv Bunny March 11, 2018 / 10:04 am

    There’s nothing I can add to NTMTOM’s hairy hare tale. Cute perfect moment of the combo of
    Lionhead bun and the teeny, precious tongue out to clean itself. I’d take that wild looking, extra hairy bun any day.

  8. Smartypants March 11, 2018 / 10:47 am

    …and why is there a light shining out of its nostrils…?

    • debg March 11, 2018 / 11:34 am

      Leftover electricity from sticking its tongue in the outlet.

      • Murray C March 11, 2018 / 3:33 pm

        GOOD ONE! I’ve never seen a lion head with fur that looked like faux fur, kind of polyester-ish. I think you’re right about the socket business. And I wonder if he has tiny little leathern patches on his elbows.

  9. Duckie 🐥 March 11, 2018 / 12:15 pm

    “The unkempt college profs who espouse laisses-faire” made my day. All I could see was David Tennant teaching physics.
    I seriously need this bunny today. A nasty combination of a surprise cold, DST, and prescription side effects has me couch bound, contemplating admitting defeat and going back to bed. The only thing preventing me (right now) is the fact that the couch has sun on it, and I’m sure sun is good for me. I shall recline here with a huge mug of vanilla tea and contemplate senior bunnikins. He actually looks better in the sunlight.
    Having David Tennant wouldn’t be bad, either…

  10. murkle46 March 11, 2018 / 3:41 pm

    This mouse has better hair than you and me.

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