Put a Lid on it, Evildoer!

BREAKING NEWS: After a lengthy trial, an all-cat jury has found notorious potato-chip thief Omar Spitoon guilty on all counts and sentenced him the maximum term in Pringles Prison. Ignoring defense counsel’s pleas for leniency, Judge Ivana Hangemall cited the risk of repeat offense, noting “once they pop, they can’t stop.”

Talk about cruel and unusual punishment; they’re empty. (via Imgur)

Now that’s taking a bite out of crime, Sharon H.

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20 thoughts on “Put a Lid on it, Evildoer!

  1. allein 🐾 March 13, 2018 / 1:03 pm

    Ivana Hangemall! 😛

    • Smartypants March 13, 2018 / 4:21 pm

      Isn’t she related to Amanda Hugankiss?

      • fkaWaldenPond March 13, 2018 / 4:26 pm

        I get Ivana Hang them all and my favourite- ‘Why can’t I find Amanda Hugankiss’ but I can’t work out Omar Spitoon. Anybody? Is my Canadian accent hindering me?

          • allein 🐾 March 13, 2018 / 5:11 pm

            I thought maybe it was referencing an obscure brand of potato chips.

  2. Ricky's Mom March 13, 2018 / 1:25 pm

    Omar Spitoon! What a cutie. I hope he got tons of cuddles after this pic was taken.

  3. ffleur2 March 13, 2018 / 1:51 pm

    I’m sure its just a temporary photo op and then puppers is released back to the general population. Very cute doggie.

  4. Gigi The cat lady March 13, 2018 / 3:12 pm

    He looks scared or maybe it’s guilt.

  5. Lucy's Mom March 13, 2018 / 3:56 pm

    Wait a minute! An all-cat jury?? Whatever happened to being judged by a “jury of his peers”?

      • allein 🐾 March 13, 2018 / 5:10 pm

        *applause*

      • Catwhisperer March 13, 2018 / 5:25 pm

        If there’s a pun competition somewhere, you need to enter!

    • Duckie 🐥 March 13, 2018 / 6:53 pm

      A purry of his jeers?

    • Murray C March 13, 2018 / 11:33 pm

      A case of letting the chips fall where they may.

      • Ricky's Mom March 14, 2018 / 4:46 am

        😆

      • fkaWaldenPond March 14, 2018 / 7:40 am

        😀

  6. Ricky's Mom March 14, 2018 / 4:47 am

    Poor little Omar Spitoon needs better defense counsel. Maybe one of the Hungadungas?

    • Murray C March 15, 2018 / 12:06 pm

      Had to look that one up!😝

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