I Deny Everything

You can’t prove it was me. It was like that when I got here. It’s fake news. I have no recollection of the events in question. It was the deep state. This was taken out of context. I’m sorry if you were offended. What about when the dog did that bad thing that one time? I reject your reality and substitute my own. Let’s agree to disagree here.

It was a false-flag potted plant!
Who are we to judge, Andrew Y.?

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16 thoughts on “I Deny Everything

  1. allein 🐾 March 15, 2018 / 8:47 am

    It was an honest mistake. This plant appears to be right next to the food bowl. There was bound to be confusion. You should have known better.

  2. Alice Shortcake March 15, 2018 / 9:08 am

    This is clearly an alternative fact.

  3. fkaWaldenPond March 15, 2018 / 9:16 am

    Those onions are actors!

    • birdlady26 March 15, 2018 / 10:13 am

      Thought they were stuntwomen.

    • Alice Shortcake March 15, 2018 / 11:21 am

      And why is there no video? Because it showed them falling faster than free fall!

      WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!

      • Alice Shortcake March 15, 2018 / 11:39 am

        And if you blow up the photo 20 times you can clearly see a label on the ear of the alleged “cat”!

        The truth is out there!!

        !!!!!!

  4. Brouhaha March 15, 2018 / 9:21 am

    I really like their fake cracked tile tiles.

  5. Smartypants March 15, 2018 / 10:24 am

    Mistakes were made, but not by me…

  6. Wuyizidi March 15, 2018 / 10:49 am

    I deny the allegations, and the alligator.

    • Ricky's Mom March 15, 2018 / 6:45 pm

      What a croc.

      • allein 🐾 March 15, 2018 / 7:48 pm

        😀

  7. Faye March 15, 2018 / 12:34 pm

    Some collusion me thinks.

    • allein 🐾 March 15, 2018 / 12:40 pm

      Looks more like a collision…

  8. Duckie 🐥 March 15, 2018 / 5:16 pm

    Wait…what?
    Kitty looks really guilty. Time for disciplinary snuggles.

    • kermit March 15, 2018 / 11:41 pm

      He’s not guilty, because he would never ruin his clean water bowl with dirt.

      If he was really responsible, the planter would have been knocked over the important papers and/or newspaper his owner was reading. Cat fact.

      • Duckie 🐥 March 16, 2018 / 12:07 am

        Case dismissed.
        Time for celebratory snuggles.

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