Memo from Planetary Maintenance

Attention: We will be re-calibrating gravitational systems between the hours of 8 PM and 2 AM next Thursday. During this time, cats and dogs may be affected differently by gravity until all adjustments are complete. This will be a temporary condition and there is no need to be alarmed. We apologize for any inconvenience.

(Wait, am I going downstairs or upstairs?)

That looks like a fun house, Sharon H.

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14 thoughts on “Memo from Planetary Maintenance

  1. allein 🐾 March 20, 2018 / 9:44 am

    I assume kitty is in charge, here, and doggies are just waiting for instructions.

    • Lucy's Mom March 20, 2018 / 10:30 am

      Yeah, that was pretty much my assumption as well. Three against one? Easy peasy. 🙂

    • Maia March 20, 2018 / 3:40 pm

      That’s my interpretation, too.

  2. Faye March 20, 2018 / 9:53 am

    This situation is known as The Escher Conundrum. When encountered, best to have your particles go up and your wave components go down. Hmmm. Or is it the other way around? I’ll ask the cat.

    • Wuyizidi March 20, 2018 / 1:05 pm

      The trick is to realize Schrödinger’s cat is always in your way and always not in your way (actually I don’t know how that information helps).

  3. Gigi The cat lady March 20, 2018 / 10:39 am

    You shall not pass!

    • Wuyizidi March 20, 2018 / 1:12 pm

      Everyone’s favorite:

      • ffleur2 March 20, 2018 / 2:35 pm

        “I’m not going to come up there and get you. You have to learn to walk past the cat” LOL LOL LOL!

        • Alice Shortcake March 20, 2018 / 8:16 pm

          “Come on, ya big chicken!”

          • debg March 20, 2018 / 9:41 pm

            It was wrong of me to laugh so hard, but DANG that was funny.

  4. ffleur2 March 20, 2018 / 2:37 pm

    The dogs know the cat has sharp, pointy bits that move at lightening speed. They are smart to be cautious.

    • Wuyizidi March 20, 2018 / 3:29 pm

      But they have sharp, pointy bits too. And why are big dogs afraid of much smaller cats? Is it because they were the younger sibling and the cat was always the alpha?

  5. Mal March 21, 2018 / 12:06 am

    Doges, you are going neither upstairs nor downstairs. You are going nowhere.

  6. Patty March 21, 2018 / 1:20 am

    Sophie is not afraid of the cats, and they are bigger than she is. She is the keeper of the cats, and when one tries to escape outside, she chews them out. When Grace succeeded in escaping, and was gone for like 2 weeks, after she came back, Sophie would bark every time she heard the name Grace. I’d say something about Grace to my husband, and Sophie would bark and go look for her. She will go nudge them until they “pet” her by licking her neck, and they are usually happy to oblige.

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