I Just Love Being a Goldfish!

I gotta tell ya, being a goldfish is the best! I was just telling Dave — he’s the diver who hangs out by the castle — I can’t believe how lucky I have it here. Food just floats down from the sky — I have no idea where it comes from! But the best part is there’s always something new to see. Like the other day I’m feeling a little restless, so I swim out of the castle to explore and discover — are you ready for this? — another castle! Nobody living there or nothing, just move on in!

AND THERE WAS DAVE! I mean, what are the odds? (via Reddit)

Let’s not tell him, Andrew Y.

You already voted!

12 thoughts on “I Just Love Being a Goldfish!

  1. Arne March 27, 2018 / 8:17 am

    He remembers Dave? Sounds a bit fishy.

    • Faye March 27, 2018 / 8:43 am

      Hahahahaha.

      A Fish Named (Wanda), I Mean HAL
      “Open the Casle Door HAL.”
      “I’m afraid I can’t do that Dave.”

  2. Ricky's Mom March 27, 2018 / 8:42 am

    I love this happy goldfish!

    Anyone here besides me remember Diver Dan? (Or as my family called it for some reason, “Diver Dan and the Mermaid”?)

    • Ricky's Mom March 27, 2018 / 3:44 pm

      Just me then …

  3. allein ? March 27, 2018 / 8:53 am

    For some reason he reminds me of this happy little sheep I have in my pictures.

  4. Smartypants March 27, 2018 / 9:37 am

    “And then I looked out, and the living room is just like MY living room. Does this mean there are infinite dimensions…?”

    • Clairdelune March 27, 2018 / 10:34 am

      😀 Is Fishy having an existential revelation? Will Fishy become the aquatic version of Gene Roddenberry ????

      • AJ March 27, 2018 / 11:35 am

        Either that or he’s turning into Dory from Finding Nemo. And *I’d never thought I’d say this about a goldfish* but what a sweet face and smile.

      • Smartypants March 28, 2018 / 8:09 am

        Yes, I liked the idea of him stumbling upon quantum theory in his own innocent way… 😀

  5. kodalai March 27, 2018 / 12:50 pm

    They say goldfish have no memories
    I guess their lives are much like mine
    And the little plastic castle
    Is a surprise every time
    And it’s hard to say if they’re happy
    But they don’t seem much to mind…

    • allein ? March 27, 2018 / 1:12 pm

      Did Ani have a verse about Dave the diver?

  6. Murray C March 27, 2018 / 1:09 pm

    The goldfish is a funny fish, he just swims round and round
    And round and round and round and round
    And round and round and round.

    And when the spring time comes about
    He does not leap or bound
    He just swims round and………you get the idea.

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