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There is a simple truth that every cat owner believes:
That cats, while cuddly and cute, are dirty rotten thieves.
Every time you look, they’re in the refrigerator,
They’ll steal the fish right off the hook and then say “see ya later!”
They’ll happily steal your cookies, they devour them and grow fatter
But if they can’t get cookies, then they’ll steal the cookie batter
We’re trying to nab the perps with all the tools that we can muster,
But we can’t dust for pawprints, ’cause the kitties stole our duster.