Short End of the Stick

Ah, it’s good to be an alpha dog. When you’re an alpha, you’re the leader of the pack. You get respect.

And it means you can fetch the really big sticks, the ones that smaller dogs only wish they could fetch…

… no matter how they try.

You LIE! I totally fetched this myself! (Imgur)

This is a fake, but it’s too funny, and Sharon H. and Dana D. thought so too.

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14 thoughts on “Short End of the Stick

  1. allein ? April 16, 2018 / 10:14 am

    That little dog fetched that big stick with an even bigger dog attached! Amazing!!

    Who else wants to scritch that long little belly?

    (Scritch is so a word, Spellcheck!!)

    • Gigi The cat lady April 16, 2018 / 1:00 pm

      We need a special cute spellcheck!

      • Ricky's Mom April 16, 2018 / 1:13 pm

        I often think so.

  2. fkaWaldenPond April 16, 2018 / 10:33 am

    Is that Theo from the other day? Someone posted Theo figuring out how to carry this branch across the foot bridge in relation to puddish, cat door and feather duster.

  3. Murray C April 16, 2018 / 12:13 pm

    NO WAY! That is so outside the box hilarious! Not photoshopped is it????? I hope not. Rats, I just read the disclaimer. And looking at the proportions of the two dogs it does look off – oh, but a person can hope.

    • Not That Mike The Other Mike April 16, 2018 / 12:21 pm

      I’m sure it is Photoshopped, because the small dog doesn’t cast a shadow where you would expect to see one. Although I don’t know the history of this image, I assume the small dog was copied from another photo.

  4. Gigi The cat lady April 16, 2018 / 1:05 pm

    I don’t care if it’s photoshopped, I love Mike’s set up to the photo, as usual I didn’t expect what I saw and that’s what makes it so funny.

  5. Ricky's Mom April 16, 2018 / 1:14 pm

    Shopped it may be, but with Mike’s commentary and the scrolldown, I got a belly-laugh out of itโ€”and I needed one. Well played, NTMTOM!

  6. Ricky's Mom April 16, 2018 / 1:17 pm

    The first comment on imgur is a good one: Branch manager and assistant branch manager.

  7. MyIglets April 16, 2018 / 3:04 pm

    Great scroll down!!

  8. murkle46 April 16, 2018 / 3:33 pm

    -100% real photo of genuine Saharan sand whale

    • allein ? April 16, 2018 / 4:18 pm

      Looks like a humpback…makes sense in the desert. (But does he have one hump or two?)

      • Ricky's Mom April 16, 2018 / 6:43 pm

        ๐Ÿ˜€

  9. Faye April 16, 2018 / 8:19 pm

    This pic may be shopped but itโ€™s an accurate depiction of Dachshund thought process. Low, long pibbles.

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