“Psst, kid — c’mere. You say you hate going to preschool? Well, I hate being cooped up in this house all day, so I got a little proposition for ya. Just stay on all fours and bark like me — let’s hear the bark; fine — and I’ll get on the bus and go to school in your place. Make sure to do lots of dog stuff: scratch yourself, eat some kibble. I’m telling ya, it can’t miss — as long as the lady of the house doesn’t catch on to us.”
They are so busted, Sharon H.
That face.
I saw a post on a Facebook friend’s page last night; apparently her two-year-old woke up yesterday saying “Puppies! Woof!” ๐
What?!
Human: Why is the food on the floor if you donโt want me to eat it?
Dog: Ooooo. Heโs gonna get it! Bad dog, I mean bad baby!
Fib alert! Fib alert!
This is a set-up by the dog. He eats most of the food, then drags the baby over to the dish. Naturally baby starts shovelling the food in his mouth, and dog runs to tell owner that the baby ate all the dog food. Baby gets removed, dog dish gets refilled, and smug puppers gets a second helping.
It’s all a canine scam!
Genius!
I mean…um…that’s terrible!
My cat looked at me the exact same way when ants had found her food dish.
I don’t think I ever ate dog kibble as a kid but when I was a teenager I did eat a dog biscuit once on a dare. I wouldn’t recommend it. LOL!!
Mike, please write a novel. Or a short story. Or a haiku. From a fan.
Thank you so much Ellie!!paperhelp