Identity Theft

“Psst, kid — c’mere. You say you hate going to preschool? Well, I hate being cooped up in this house all day, so I got a little proposition for ya. Just stay on all fours and bark like me — let’s hear the bark; fine — and I’ll get on the bus and go to school in your place. Make sure to do lots of dog stuff: scratch yourself, eat some kibble. I’m telling ya, it can’t miss — as long as the lady of the house doesn’t catch on to us.”

“All right, time for plan B: RUN.” (Imgur)

They are so busted, Sharon H.

You already voted!

8 thoughts on “Identity Theft

  1. allein ? April 19, 2018 / 10:08 am

    That face.

    I saw a post on a Facebook friend’s page last night; apparently her two-year-old woke up yesterday saying “Puppies! Woof!” ๐Ÿ™‚

  2. Faye April 19, 2018 / 10:32 am

    What?!

    Human: Why is the food on the floor if you donโ€™t want me to eat it?

    Dog: Ooooo. Heโ€™s gonna get it! Bad dog, I mean bad baby!

  3. Duckie ? April 19, 2018 / 12:13 pm

    Fib alert! Fib alert!
    This is a set-up by the dog. He eats most of the food, then drags the baby over to the dish. Naturally baby starts shovelling the food in his mouth, and dog runs to tell owner that the baby ate all the dog food. Baby gets removed, dog dish gets refilled, and smug puppers gets a second helping.
    It’s all a canine scam!

    • allein ? April 19, 2018 / 12:18 pm

      Genius!

      I mean…um…that’s terrible!

  4. Circe April 19, 2018 / 12:48 pm

    My cat looked at me the exact same way when ants had found her food dish.

  5. Gigi The cat lady April 19, 2018 / 1:03 pm

    I don’t think I ever ate dog kibble as a kid but when I was a teenager I did eat a dog biscuit once on a dare. I wouldn’t recommend it. LOL!!

  6. Hilda April 20, 2018 / 7:28 am

    Mike, please write a novel. Or a short story. Or a haiku. From a fan.

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