Oh, this? It doesn’t mean anything, I’m just enjoying a clever satire on some of the crankier members of my species. I don’t feel that way about you — in fact, I was thinking about getting you a gift this year. About how big around is your neck?
Bounding across the jagged peaks with an improbable grace and skill, the Great Mountain Fencegoat is one of the few creatures that can navigate this impossible and deadly terrain. But it’s not for sheer thrills; the tactic also protects the Fencegoat from its dreaded nemesis, the Arctic Ice Weasel.