Chickens

Links: Roses Are Red / Violet’s a Flower…

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Bathroom full of frogs, rooster hitches a ride, comedy wildlife photos, twin elephants, and more.

Content note: Discussion of harming animals.

Girl Saves 37 Frogs From A Toilet. Now They Live In Her Shower

Cuddle Buddies / YouTube, via A9

Gotta crow, let’s go!

Abandoned Rooster Jumps Into Couple’s Truck And Goes Home With Them

The Dodo / YouTube, via A9

In direct violation of the restraining order.

Cat Stops At Nothing To Be Around His Mom’s Boyfriend

The Dodo / YouTube, via A9

Also winner of 2023 Air Guitar Competition.

Comedy Wildlife Photo Award 2023 winners revealed

CNN, via Karen P.

Double trouble!

Rare set of elephant twins born in Kenya: ‘Amazing odds!’

10 News, via AJ

And finally: Follow His Nose

Thérèse B. shares a talkative tapir.

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Links: Seal Off the Exit!

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Woman trapped by seal, cat copes with ferrets, chicken shoes, personal pet gifts, and more.

You’re late for work / It’s terror you feel / You’ve just had a visit / From Neil the Seal!

Neil the 600kg seal stops Tasmanian woman going to work

The Guardian, via Thérèse B.

Oh yeah, I’m loving this.

Cat Loves To Wrestle With His 5 Ferret Siblings

The Dodo / YouTube, via DC Cindy

Just my luck, they think I’m a duck.

Kitten is a great duck mother and takes her ducklings on wild trips

YouTube, via DC Cindy

It’s been in the family for generations.

Personalized pet gifts for the obsessive pet parents in your life

CNN, via Allein

Now I can chicken dance!

Chicken with Missing Toes Relearns How to Walk Thanks to Eclectic Shoe Collection

People, via NTMTOM

And finally: Whassup, Dawg?

Andrew Y. shares a high five.

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Links: Cock-a-doodle-doo, Ladies

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Sexy chicken men, sexy dancing bear, sexy squirrel, sexy loose llamas, and more.

I’m impressed they could pullet off.

2024 Chicken Daddies Calendar Unveils 13 Hilarious Men-Chicken Moments

Bored Panda, via Andrew Y.

¡CUIDADO! ¡LLAMAS!

Cumbria: Llamas on loose on A66 bring traffic to a standstill

BBC, via NTMTOM

Catchy name. Our lawyer will be in touch.

LEGO Masters and Adoptable Kittens Come Together for a Purrfect Twist

Cole & Marmalade, via NTMTOM

Granted, my memories of ‘Captain Kangaroo’ are hazy, but I don’t think Dancing Bear was this hot.

Trail Camera Captures ‘Sexy Bear’ Dancing

People, via NTMTOM

Well, mainly the snacks.

Wild Squirrel Visits Woman Every Day for Snacks and Cuddles

Cuddle Buddies / YouTube, via NTMTOM

And finally: Follow Your Nose

Allein shares a sweet butterfly rescue.

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Links: Monkey on the Lam!

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Monkey on the loose, screaming kitten, weatherman rescues chicken, senior cat moves out, and more.

Missing monkey caught after wild night breaking into neighbor’s homes

Express, via A9

It’s not you, it’s me.

21-Year-Old Cat Abandons Owner To Move in Across the Street

Pet Helpful, via NTMTOM

WAAAAAAAAAAH!

Scraggly Kitten Screams At Girl Full Time To Get Cuddles

Cuddle Buddies / YouTube, via NTMTOM

Did you bring the tuna sandwiches?

Stray Cat Follows Girl Home. They Become Picnic Buddies

Cuddle Buddies / YouTube, via NTMTOM

You don’t need a weatherman to know which way the hen crows.

Weatherman Rescues A Chicken Caught In A Blizzard

The Dodo / YouTube, via Murray C.

And finally: Wombutt Scratch

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