Worth Every Penny, I’m Sure

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Finally, a Benefit of Refined Sugars

  1. REFINED SUGARSJuly 16, 2016 / 6:15 pm

    Have you ever considered about including a little bit more than just your articles?
    I mean, what you say is important and all. However imagine if you
    added some great graphics or videos to give your posts
    more, “pop”! Your content is excellent but with images and
    video clips, this website could certainly be one of the most beneficial in its
    field. Amazing blog!

    • NOT THAT MIKE THE OTHER MIKEJuly 16, 2016 / 10:44 pm

      That’s… that’s brilliant! I can add pictures to my articles! All these years writing for the Internet, and the secret to success was right under my nose waiting to be discovered!

      But what kind of pictures? Industrial equipment? Victorian-era marital aids? Leather-upholstered dishwashers? Keynesian economists riding farm animals? Animals! That’s it! Everybody loves animals! Simple, elegant… Yes!

      IT… WILL… WORK!!!

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They’re Onto Me

  1. OROLOGI CARTIER SANTOS CRONOGRAFOJuly 1, 2016 / 4:56 pm

    Hehe, maybe we should use the contents of their spam emails to stop the spam emails from coming?
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    • NOT THAT MIKE THE OTHER MIKEJuly 2, 2016 / 12:26 pm

      What? Where did you get that idea? It had never even occurred to me to do such a thing! I have the deepest respect for members of the Automated-American community. Some of my best friends are spambots. Honestly, I have no idea how you could have gotten any impression to the contrary.
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School of Hard N’yucks

  1. SCARPE GUCCI 2014May 15, 2016 / 8:54 am

    How did you get into this profession without studying for it at school?

    • NOT THAT MIKE THE OTHER MIKEJune 1, 2016 / 10:13 am

      Dear Spambot:

      Since I don’t talk about my educational background often, many people believe I am self-taught. However, I have studied extensively for this work, and I am now proud to announce that I have been accepted as an Associate Professor in the Trump University School of Blogging!

      In this new position, I am now qualified to share the secrets of successful blogging, including topics like these:

      • Doubling down on losing arguments: Why it always works eventually;
      • Citations and references: How to explain away not having any;
      • Dress for success: How to make the same pair of pyjama pants last for years;

      And now I can share those secrets and more with you for the low introductory price of just $99.99 (every month for 240 months). By studying my time-tested success secrets, you too can become an Associate Professor and earn back your tuition teaching these secrets to others!

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