“Good afternoon, I’m from the Naughty-or-Nice Adjustment Bureau, and according to a recent internal audit your son Bruno was misclassified as ‘nice’ for the past three years. Accordingly we’re here to repossess his presents.”
Door-to-door Deer
Deer
Links: Me and My Shadow
Dog loves his dad, cute lion cubs, happy prairie dog, baby elephant, and more.
Daddy’s favorite!
Bull Terrier Becomes Dad’s Shadow And Follows Him 24/7
Cuddle Buddies / YouTube, via NTMTOM
It probably helped that the name seems vaguely naughty.
Bird of Century: PÅ«teketeke wins NZ poll after campaign by John Oliver
BBC, via Allein
Definitely NOT a swinging good time.
Hunters Rescue Distressed Deer Trapped in Rope Swing
YouTube, via A9
And finally: You Called?
Andrew Y. shares a smart baby elephant.
Just in the Lick of Time
By springing to the car with lightning reflexes and flicking his tongue with pinpoint precision, Herbert was able to score a quick snack by invoking the “he who licked it, picked it” rule.
Links: Better Late than Never
Shelter dog adopted after 10 years, white deer spotted, pool for pups, and a black cat for Friday the 13th.
Good things come to those who wait.
Shy Dog In Shelter For 10 Years Finally Meets Her Perfect Match
The Dodo, via NTMTOM
Hot dogs cool down!
Man Rescues Dogs In His Area And Decided To Build A Pool For Them
Bored Panda, via Andrew Y.
But then she pushed it too far by breaking into those bears’ house and eating their porridge.
White Deer Sighting Turns Student’s Trip into a ‘Fairytale’
People, via NTMTOM
And finally: Happy Friday the 13th!
This black cat getting butt scritches can’t believe his good luck. (speakers up)