The first thing you notice about this adorable puppy is that he’s a bit of a whiner, but as the Girl With the Dogs informs us, he makes up for it by being really smelly. But after a bath and gentle loving care, he’s much easier on the ears and the nose.
German Shepherds
Mind: Blown
Continuing with the Valentine’s Day theme, the Girl with the Dogs tells a tale as old as time, a love story between a German shepherd and the blow dryer that removes a mountain of his fur. Add a shampoo and trim, and this beast becomes a beauty.
I’ve Got Bad News
Your stocks are down, your team lost the playoffs, your lotto numbers didn’t hit, that stupid guy you don’t like said stupid stuff, and if you check the laundry room you may discover another use for this newspaper.
I Require Assistance
I appear to have fallen victim to the effects of inertia, and I would appreciate it if you would provide some form of acceleration, preferably from behind.