Are we gonna save some stranded hikers, are we? Am I gonna be a lifeguard, is this a floaty thing? Do I get to dig in the snow for skiers? Shouldn’t I be wearing a little barrel of brandy?
Am I Rescuing Yet?
Malamutes
March of the Snow Potatoes
Malamute puppies are just potato-shaped balls of fluff that love to run in the snow. “They’re seriously so floofy they look like they shouldn’t even be able to walk,” says sender-inner Allein S., and indeed they don’t seem to walk so much as bounce. When they’re tired of bouncing they relax on the swing set or hitch a ride on a passing sled. So that makes them sled dogs, sort of.
Bark/Counterbark
And now in the interest of enlightened discussion we present “Bark/Counterbark,” a frank exchange of views about today’s modern world. Today’s topic is “Who Should Be On the Bed?” and to present the “I should be on the bed” argument is noted soup bone archaeologist T. Heinrich Krunchenchompen, and representing the “No, I should be on the bed” counterargument is five-time Imaginary Iditarod champion Knute “The Mute” Whiner.
Join us next week when our panelists will discuss “Why Do You Get To Be On the Bedsheet and Why I Can’t I Also Be On the Bedsheet?’
Arguably two of the most talkative dogs on the Internet, Murray C.
Barkershop Quartet
On their way to the groomers, this trio of malamutes breaks into a harmonious howl! (We assume the driver was singing solo — so low we couldn’t hear him.)
Via Cheryl S., our own Sweet Adeline.