Kitten XKZ-3327, Please Report to Toebean Inspection

While I’m on vacation, please enjoy this repeat of a top-upvoted post. Keep sending cute links to submissions@cutetropolis.com! — Mike

Hmm, inter-bean spacing is optimal… slight asymmetrical irregularity in left paw, but within acceptable parameters… You have sub-microscopic dirt particles on pads three, four, and seven; please obsessively lick these clean for ten minutes and then proceed to jingle-ball agility testing. That is all.

We’ve bean dying for toebeans, Mariana P. Via Imgur.

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On Wednesdays Nosevember Wears Pink!

Nosevember continues as reader Frank S. shares this perfectly pink puss proboscis:

Here’s Siskel (her brother is Ebert). I wanted to submit her picture for November. I mean, look at how pink it is!

Cat with pink nose
You’re staring at it, aren’t you?

It’s so pink we’re going to need a PINK-HANCE!

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On Wednesdays We Wear Pink!

In the ever-revolving spice dispenser of nature’s unforgiving realm, camouflage is an important tool for survival. Such is the case with the Himalayan Salt Parrot, whose uncanny resemblance to rock salt allows it to hide from predators while it sleeps. Unfortunately this tactic works too well, and dozens of birds have woken up from a sound sleep to find themselves on display at Bed Bath and Beyond.

pink bird
I’m a lamp now? (Instagram)

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